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Taylor to Everton??

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  1. Pipe4Life

    Pipe4Life Active Member

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    everyones favourite gobshite (cwarr07) has spouted that Neil Taylor is headed for Everton??

    now i know he has to be taken with the merest pinch of salt but this would be a bit disappointing as we'v needed left back cover since the dawn of time and he might even end up being first choice if the bull('s nacker) ends up jumping ship.
     
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    Pipe4Life, Jun 21, 2011
  2. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    but he gets to you everytime, if he spouts so much ****e why look ???? :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 21, 2011
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    Strange.
     
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  4. overseasTOON

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    Damn.

    I was hoping it was Ryan.
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 21, 2011
  5. Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat

    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat Active Member

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    The same cwarr who said Gervinho & N'Zogbia have signed.
     
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    Eat Sleep Watch F1 Repeat, Jun 21, 2011
  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    or maybe it's because Jose is staying and we don't need him:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 21, 2011
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    According to NUFCThreatLevel, Cwarr's HP is that some Swansea fans are claiming that, so who knows what the truth is as Cwarr probably doesn't!
     
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    ToonSi, Jun 21, 2011
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Cwarr know's somebody that know's somebody that thinks he know's somebody that knows the old tea lady at SJP who sometimes thinks she hears voices from within closed walls even when she hasn't got her hearing aid in.

    I think it's best to take what Cwarr says with a pinch of salt.
     
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  9. The Secret Ingredient

    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    this
     
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  10. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    can't be her, as she will be busy reading tealeaves up at the Hoppings..........................unlesss
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jun 21, 2011

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    I read the title and thought it was Steven? Panic over...
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    From now on, anyone who quotes anything Cwarr for anything other than comic affect is getting Neg'd. <ok>
     
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    u408379965, Jun 21, 2011
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    :emoticon-0159-music Cwarr, huh, yeah
    What is it good for
    Absolutely nothing
    Uh-huh
    Cwarr, huh, yeah
    What is it good for
    Absolutely nothing
    Say it again, y'all
    Cwarr, huh, good God
    What is it good for
    Absolutely nothing
    Listen to me

    Ohhh, Cwarr, I despise
    Because it means disruption
    And footballing lies :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    overseasTOON, Jun 21, 2011
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    this.
     
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    Shola's Scissor Kick, Jun 21, 2011
  15. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Hopefully that will be enough to bring an end to the fiasco.
     
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    Paves the way for Baines to come here <whistle>
     
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    Oh, so it's Cwarr songs now is it?

    please log in to view this image

    :emoticon-0159-music The Cwarr with the phone by his side
    Behind the hatred there lies
    A murderous desire for love
    How can they look Twitter in the eyes
    And still they don't believe me?
    How can they hear me say those words
    Still they don't believe me?
    And if they don't believe me now
    Will they ever believe me?
    And if they don't believe me now
    Will they ever, they ever, believe me?
    Oh ... :emoticon-0159-music
     
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    u408379965 Well-Known Member

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    :emoticon-0159-music7am, waking up in the morning
    Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
    Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
    Seein&#8217; everything, the time is goin&#8217;
    Tickin&#8217; on and on, everybody&#8217;s rushin&#8217;
    Gotta get on the laptop
    Gotta spout some bullshit, I have no friends (no friends)

    Lookin' in the tabloids
    Flickin' through the broadsheets
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which transfer shall I fake?

    It&#8217;s Thursday, Thursday
    Make up an announcement for Friday
    Everybody&#8217;s lookin&#8217; forward to the bullshit, bullshit
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin&#8217; down on Friday
    Everybody&#8217;s lookin&#8217; forward to the bullshit

    Crywankin&#8217;, Crywankin&#8217;
    Crywankin&#8217;, crywankin&#8217;
    Cum, cum, cum, cum
    Lookin&#8217; forward to the 10 minute freeview



    7:45, I'm crywankin&#8217; in the hallway
    ****in&#8217; so fast, I want time to lie
    Bull, bull, think about bull
    You know what it is
    I got this, you got this
    No friend is in my life
    I got this, you got this
    Now you know it

    Lookin' in the tabloids
    Flickin' through the broadsheets
    Gotta make my mind up
    Which transfer shall I fake? :emoticon-0159-music
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Gotta spout some bull****, I have no friends (no friends)
    ________________________________________________

    With a song like that I'm not surprised.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 21, 2011
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