I am fairly drunk and pissed off. However, whenever true romance enters the stage of this sordid struggle of survival we call life, I am the first to recognise it. Sunderland have shown a remarkable fighting spirit this last week, something we are completely incapable of. Listening to the Chelsea game on the radio today, I was actually counting down the seconds of the additional time. The fact that the assistant manager of Chelsea completely lost his blob only added to my pleasure, as did the sarcasm of the biggest **** in the modern game, Jose Mourinho. Time for some death threats against the ref, eh Jose? Anyway that's all by the by. Well done, Sunderland. You're staying up.
The worst bit was a couple of minutes of added time for their fitness coach attacking the ref!! Can't believe he added time on he should've just stood back tapping his watch