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Palace are taking the piss

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by tigercity, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    Yeah yeah we all think Pulis has worked miracles but come on ref, 5 wins in a row is a wind up.

    Clearly Pulis has been on the not606 boards disguised as Happy Tiger or Bradys Bunch gathering team info..

    15 points on the bounce is lovely jubbly but they're still ****s.

    I rest my case :steam:
     
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  2. captain caveman

    captain caveman Well-Known Member

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    34% possession, 3 shots on target (does the penalty count as one of them?) and 16 fouls.
    Pulis the miracle worker!
     
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  3. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    The bare facts and he should piss manager of the year. Reality is he's a horrible football manager that coaches his teams to cheat/dive/assault other teams and he's at a right **** of a club anarl
     
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  4. Polly13

    Polly13 Well-Known Member

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    There's absolutely no doubt that he's an excellent football manager. Manager of the year? Definitely.
     
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  5. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    Not a chance. Not when he takes all entertainment out of a form of entertainment. I genuinely don't know why people bother turning up to watch the turgid ****e he has his teams produce.
     
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  6. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Pubis has achieved what Bruce will achieve in keeping his team up. He hasn't got to the cup final There is, therefore, at least one other more deserving manager for MOTS than Toe Knee Pubis.

    He manages Palace which marks him down in my book. He also plays football to entertain the blind which marks him down even further. He additionally encourages his players to be thugs, another deduction. On top of all this Palace dive & cheat like ****, more points off.

    Give him a new baseball cap & scouse suit, he'll be happy as **** Give the MOTS award to a manager that encourages football.
     
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  7. Stuart Blampey

    Stuart Blampey Well-Known Member

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    He's guilty of spying on Cardiff- that game should be replayed.
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Surely to be manager of the year you have to be in management for the whole season.

    He's done a fantastic job, but Brendan Rodgers will get that accolade.
     
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  9. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Crap football but you don't see Palace fans leaving in droves 10 minutes from the end, they encourage their team to the end if drawing or loosing and stay to applaud them off if they win. They also make a noise throughout the game and don't have fans who moan and whinge at those getting behind the team.
    Some of our fans could learn off them.
     
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  10. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Don't they? You sure?
     
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  11. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    I agree. It's beyond time we had goal music and a drum at the KC to mimic the atmosphere palace fans create.
     
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  12. TheCasual

    TheCasual Well-Known Member

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    I can't understand why Pulis's teams are anti football with the ball.

    You can horrible and hard to play against without the ball. Surely he can't enjoy coaching that style of football.
     
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  13. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    How often are you at Palace games Castro ?
     
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  14. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    They're southern simpletons, easily pleased.
     
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  15. Lardarsehesford City Hull

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    They are the modern Wimbledon, pub team playing hoofball and diving all over the place, just made even more distasteful by the fact that Tiny Penis is their manager
     
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  16. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    Try telling that to the Yanks the next time they claim they won the war.
     
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  17. tigercity

    tigercity Well-Known Member

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    If there was a league for Wars then the Yanks would be in a relegation battle.. I suspect the table would be something like this:

    1. Isreal
    2. Russia
    3. England
    4. Iran
    5. Iraq
    6. Germany
    7. France
    8. Italy
    9. USA
    10. Arabs United
     
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  18. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    As often as some people on here are at City games.
     
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  19. Amin Yapusi

    Amin Yapusi Well-Known Member

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    More often, you mean?
     
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  20. Barchullona

    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Not like a lot of our fans,who are so sophisticated they don't do anything so common as applauding the team off after a historic win over Liverpool but start waling out way before the end.
     
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