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The End of Ponders End

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ponders Revisited, Apr 19, 2014.

  1. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to be leaving this forum on Tuesday, so if anyone needs my help before that day, please send me a PM and I shall endeavour to be of service.

    Those of you in-the-know will still be able to contact me via the usual channels, but after 10th May I will be incommunicado for at least a year.

    Before I embark on this once-in-a-lifetime sabbatical I hope to pug away as many karma credits as I can, so feel free to ask for my assistance.

    I shall divulge all on my return.
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    ^^ dramatic exit = doing a Tina
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Showing Jonno round Passchendaele ?
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Flippin' 'eck, I've seen you announce that you're leaving Nicky Peverel times. One last thing before you go, you and me went to the same college, what years were you there? I was 1989-91.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm not leaving for good, but I will be away for more than a year.

    1999-2001.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Thought you were older than that you young bastard.
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'll be 36 later this year.

    I've lived a thousand lives in that time, though.
     
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  8. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Acworth will be mayor of London when you come back.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I know, it's embarassing <whistle>
     
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  10. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Get a ****ing grip Ponders.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    He's getting the jail i'll hazard. 2 year stretch with half off for good behviour.
     
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  12. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not far off, Dev, but this is something I've chosen to do. And I'll get to see the wife and kids on a daily basis.
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Rehab? What about your visit to CrokePark?
     
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  14. jonathan acworth 71

    jonathan acworth 71 Well-Known Member

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    mayor now thats a thourght!
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    What kind of prison allows yer wife in on a daily basis? Isn't that cruel and unusual punishment.
     
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  16. Deleted 1

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    When i was in the Scrubs most of them were delighted not to have to see the wife each day.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Are ye still on the sex offenders list?
     
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    Nah. In those days badger shagging didn't count for the list - the only reason i got sent down was because i was caught doing it in the municipal swimming baths. I hate prudes <steam>
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hate prudes too. Good for clearing out the bowels so am told, but they look and taste disgusting.
     
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  20. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I'm here till Thursday, so make the most of me.

    And to you decent souls who sent messages and requests - I shall get back to you in due course.

    P.S) The cheque is in the post, ****** *******.
     
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