Coffee's ok for at work but I'd never go somewhere solely to "get a coffee". I hate those poncey ****ers who pay £3 for a Starbucks.
You can't beat a nice cup of tea and a.... .....................a Rich Tea or Digestive biscuit dunked into said cup of tea and eaten before final overload failure of soggy biscuit. If this happens though one can always fish out the agglomeration of said soggy biscuit at the bottom of the mug with a teaspoon. Immensely satisfying.
I have all my own teeth. Anyone that does not dunk biscuits into mugs of tea is a confirmed ****. Speaking of Toby.................................
I prefer coffee but only if it's proper coffee and not the poncy variations like cappucino or mocha etc. That stuffs for women annd ****s who wax their chests
Coffee is for ****s "An iced skinny cinnamon dolce latte with foamed milk, marked with expresso, caramel and real chocolate sprinkles!"