Newcastle United v Swansea City - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Will he bollox.

 

Pardew is a vile ****ing piece of ****.

 

Tiote has been waiting all game to do that. Provan going on that he had a great game - complete bollocks. A real shame as Colo really worked his arse off throughout.

First it was boring, now its really pissing me off. Just resign Pardew please. You really are a complete embarrassment. You have lost the dressing room, you have now added another record of the first Newcastle manager to lose five on the bounce in the Premier League and you have said yourself you can't inspire the players - what f**king good are you then?

When you see the job Pullis has done with bang average players you truly realise what an utter f**king charlatan this man is. We didn't even make Swansea look good and were as **** as we were and we still lost. Please just go - the majority of fans don't want you, please have some dignity just fall on your sword - people would respect you more.

 

5 defeats on the bounce. How many players didn't we have today? We were 1-0 up with almost everyone except Sissoko on the field and we still lost.

Pardew's a fcking embarrassment. I cringed listening to him speak before the match, I laughed when Shola's name appeared on the team sheet and now - again - I'm back to depression. Again. For the remainder of this season I'm a Palace/Stoke fan, not to the detriment of the club, by the way, it's just I cannot sit here and accept Pardwho getting a bonus serving up some of the worst football and results in the fcking HISTORY of this club.

 

We can't expect him to walk, but Ashley has to sack him now.

 

Thinking of changing your name again??

 

To be fair I thought he had to sack him after the headbutt.

 

I can't. I have to wait another 2 weeks or something - and then it's my last change allowed so I'll need to think of a neutral one that will never need to be changed.

 

Shocking to concede in time added on just before half time and then again in extra time at the end of the 90.
Ameobi scored but so what, is that not his first goal in donkey's years ?How he gets away with being called a striker, l will never know. Surely he ought to be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act!

Also if Remy and Debuchy were okay to come on that early in the match, why did they not start it?

Sorry but PARDEW OUT .......... The whole place is a shambles and God only knows what horrors loom ahead, really have had enough of it now, something must change.

 

Hmmm... how about "I love Mike Ashley"

 

Palace have got Man City and Liverpool in their next two games so will probably have to beat Fulham in the final match to overtake us. We are not looking like getting anymore points so it is possible that Palace will overtake us, but I wouldn't say it is a likelihood.

 

Ryan Taylor was a big miss for us. I think we would have just nicked the win if we had his abilities....

 

I've learned my lesson - no more name changes just for the sake of winding AB up

 

Wait - why are we all getting so upset at Pardew? He's doing a great job. Jamie Carragher told me so.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Alan-Pardew-hes-doing-good-job-Newcastle.html

 

Go now Pardew, don't wait until next season when we have a disasterous start and are cut adrift. Being sacked in November won't help us and it will be too late by then. Leave now and we can plan, get a new manager in for pre-season. If you ever cared about the team, please **** off.

How many lives as this ****ing **** got?

 

Ashley will keep Pards on so he can keep winding us up. As long as we are 17th or above he gets his sky money and free SD advertising on the box.

 

Carragher is a **** **** and only ever liked coming to St James because Liverpool always kicked our arses!

 

Did everyone see Ameobi's "hilarious" fall backwards in the box? He looked so done in and there was half an hour left!!

On top of everything else, why was Remy left wing in a 4-5-1?!

 

Pardew's luck is endless.

 

There was also a foul on Amat in the lead up but hey ho. Bony was superb today and I'll be surprised if we keep him. I despise Pardew and want to hit the TV every time he opens his rather strange looking gob.

No offence.

Big changes needed but you know that.