1st driving lesson

Got my first ever lesson tonight. Hoping to do a maximum of 10 lessons before passing the test.

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Just get taxis and planes, its a lot easier.

 

have you done the theory yet ya mad trouser hawk?

 

I'm the best driver on here.

 

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You're not even the best at Mario Kart

 

how good is mario kart for the snes? a timeless game if ever there was one.

PS I would smash everyone's face in at F1 2010 and mario kart for that matter

 

I see that your Mariokart fail still haunts you Tobia

 

ML, ask bollo for some tips about driving fast

 

They would never give me my license in France, even though no-one can drive there

I was pretty stoned for my tests though...

 

Do you live in France Toby?

 

Grew up there. Parents moved there when I was 7

 

fenian ****

 

If you had been over here a few years ago, you could have joined me and Fernendo Macho's gang, we were well hard, a lot harder than Edge and Trev anyway.

 

Edge and Trev are about as hard as Graham Norton and Gok Wan.

 

10 Lessons i pissed mine in 6 lessons and 20 minutes out on the test.Beat that ****wits.

 

Arnold Clark do a dual-control car for £9 per hour, I've used it to teach two of ma cousins. Much cheaper than what they `driving instructors' charge.

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If you live smack bang in the middle of a city perhaps

 

Sorry, I should have mentioned helicopters aswell then.

 

Don't talk ****e

I had 22 Lessons in total, drove for 20 mins in the test (3 minor faults), answered ****all Highway code questions right and passed.


p.s There is absolutley NO ****ING WAY every **** driving cars on Scottish roads passed their test legitimately - NO CHANCE!