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Congratulations to Toby

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  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    He threatened to quit his job because he felt he was underpaid - and after a bit of a sweat his boss has now upped his wage considerably. It just goes to show what can happen if you get off your ass and take a bit of risk in life. Toby has now left the realm of the losers, and joined the land of upwardly mobile winners. Congratulations Toby, and welcome to the team.

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  2. Tiddler

    Tiddler Hoshu-tekina

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    His pimp only takes 15% now...
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Well those cars won't wash themselves.
     
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  4. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I do believe Toby has just taken his first step towards being a greedy right-wing capitalist who laughs at the poor like the rest of us <ok>
     
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  5. brb

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    I assume Toby will be giving his well fought pay increase to the food banks to help the starving?
     
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  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Indeed but only UK starving - not the African starving, we need them to die because the world is too overpopulated <ok>
     
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  7. brb

    brb Guest

    ffs <laugh>
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Meh, it's all going to go on booze and drugs anyways, won't change my views.

    There's no chance of me ever going Tory <ok>
     
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  10. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Tobytorymory.

    The spastic in the wheelchair.
     
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  11. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    You say that now, but in a few years time you'll finally achieve your goal of hitting the 40% tax bracket, then together with National Insurance 45p of every extra pound you earn will be going to the government - "wtf?" you'll think, "I can't even afford a nice property in London and the ****s are taking almost half of any pay rises off me". You'll have a little look around and see woeful government inefficiency. While you struggle to pay off a huge mortgage you'll listen to people complain about being charged a little bit of money for empty bedrooms in their free social housing, the bitterness will grow and grow, until it dawns on you that the country is jam packed full of ****heads who want something for nothing - and you're the one who is supposed to foot the bill.

    Don't worry, it happens to us all :bandit:
     
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    <ok>.
     
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  13. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What is the going rate for a jizz-mopper in a Jack-in-the-box cinema these days anyway?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    That's more of a hobby than a job.
     
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  15. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    The ****s at my place are threatening redundancy:emoticon-0120-doh:
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So whit? I laugh in the face of threats and maybe's. They're bargaining tools.
     
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  17. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    They made one major **** up, when they promoted me i didn`t sign a new contract.
     
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  18. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I thought Toby was London's oldest schoolboy:

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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So are you still on yer old contract or on no contract?
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They windaes need lickin. Go fur it. <laugh>
     
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