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    It's all a load of old bollocks Mick - people work, people spend, some people get married and have kids etc etc. Very few get to achieve something that is actually worth while and likely to be remembered when they have passed on.
     
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    It's probably better for me not to do it - I think i might end up joining him <laugh>
     
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    Misses his ma ^^^^^^^^^
     
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    What kind of ****ing insult is that supposed to be?? <laugh>
     
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    ST out earning a crust
     
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    ST will go down as the greatest Leaflet Delivery Boy in Edinburgh.
     
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    Starting to earn money is like a man running down hill, once he starts running he can't stop lest he fall over. I'm going to get mortgages paid off, get a couple of more investments paying me a couple of quid a month, then I'm going to stop running down that hill.

    This is philosophy hour, with Mick.
     
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    His depraved customers who pay for his sordid sexual practices call him The Leaflet Boy because he always delivers.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    He likes delivering his leaflets to strangers boxes.
     
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    Aah, young Padwan, I see you learnt at the Medro School of Computer Graphics.
     
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  12. DevAdvocate

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    That's you that is.
     
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    Yep, got my Masters in Paint.
     
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    On ST's gravestone

    "He may have been a **** but he delivered a mean leaflet"
     
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    <whistle>

    tombstone.jpg
     
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    On ER's death certificate.

    Cause of Death: Assisted suicide after being diagnosed with Cancrum Oris.
     
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    ST's death certificate has already been drawn up.

    The demise is imminent.

    He will be ****ing his failed internal organs out.

    And mammy will disown the **** all over again.
     
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    That was pish. Gie it up auld yin.
     
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