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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't say, I don't really keep count. After all, it's only figures.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 20, 2011
  2. Toon_Tiger

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    good evening all.

    hands up if you are a chronic masturbator?

    *waits for others to put their hands up*
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Jun 20, 2011
  3. Son of a pitch

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    My hands are too busy to type right now... sorry ;)
     
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  4. beardface

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    Hello chaps. What a nice thread bump!
     
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    beardface, Jun 20, 2011
  5. Chappaz

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    That looks amazing.

    Well, swap the port for a glass of scotch, and that's just perfection.
     
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    Chappaz, Jun 20, 2011
  6. Cal.

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    Jolly spiffing.
     
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  7. The Situation

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    Good evening sir's of the realm, is it wrong that im stroking a pussy whilst typing this?

    Cuban anyone?
     
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    The Situation, Jun 21, 2011
  8. Chappaz

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    I'm actually staring at one on my desk right now, but it will take at least an hour to smoke, and I have to retire to bed soon.
     
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    Chappaz, Jun 21, 2011
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    good evening gentlemen

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Beatski, Jun 21, 2011
  10. ToonSi

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    Indubitably my good chum!
    I might actually nip out to 24h Asda and buy a bottle of Port, I've been craving one since this thread was started the other day.
     
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    My smoking jacket
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Wow, somebody has smartened himself up somewhat!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jun 21, 2011
  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    [NSFW]
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    [/NSFW]
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner, Jun 21, 2011
  14. ToonSi

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    Aw don't!
    I've been after a similar looking silk dressing gown for ages (my mate TC had one that he let me borrow when I went to his posh house in Rutland) but wor lass hates the look of them!
    Not worth the earache, but I can still dream!
     
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  15. ToonSi

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    I was wondering how is that NSFW, then I saw his dick poking out from underneath his belly.
     
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    ToonSi, Jun 21, 2011
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  17. Sir Bobby

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    I do believe somewhat is a word I should use more often in converse. It has somewhat of a ring to it
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jun 21, 2011
  18. MagpieMuzz

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    Dressed for the occasion.
     
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    MagpieMuzz, Jun 21, 2011
  19. Chappaz

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    Gentlemen's hour has become a rather sinister affair.
     
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  20. beardface

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    Trust Leazes..<whistle>
     
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