Poor people can't afford food anymore

No thanks. I have Freeview with what, 30 channels? There's **** all worth watching on any of them. My father has Sky. He has about 900 channels. There's **** all worth watching on any of them either.

 

Just when you think he's reached the pinnacle of stupidity, he proves us all wrong.

 

Spill the beans then Mick.

 

Freeview does for me.

I don't watch much telly as it is.

And I certainly wouldn't prop up Rupert "the gayer" Murdoch.

 

Aye, I pay for the Arab version out here and it's just as ****e. Only watch the football, some movies and docs. The other 863 channels are pointless.

More than anything, I just watch Netflix or masturbate.

 

I am always reasonable

 

Indeed, but Toby's always been an imbecile.

 

Not sure if intentional

 

Hot Bean-related accident?

 

57 varieties of that joke

 

I have Freeview. Don't watch much telly apart from Sky News (breakfast) and Bargain Hunt (lunch) but the other afternoon I searched the guide and caught the end of an episode of Lovejoy, the one where Brian Blessed plays the role of a rich businessman who is tricked into paying £4million for a fake Russian Icon. Most days More 4 shows two Time Team episodes plus Channel 4 shows Frasier in the mornings and ITV4 has Minder on most mornings then there are the afternoon broadcasts of Allo Allo on BBC2. How can you say there is nothing on?

 

Av just got basic cable from Virgin Media. It's still more than I need.

 

Had a 1/4 lb with bacon meal outta McDonald's for lunch. Why was I not aware that McDonald's started doing bacon?

I near came in my trunks when I seen it.

Twas delish, obv.

 

I have a deal with Sky that gives me everything on all their channels, broadband, phone... the whole shooting match... all for just over £100 per month.

They provide me with no food however.

I don't have anywhere near enough time to watch even 10% of the programming but I don't feel wasteful.

I may have too much, but I'll take my chances because God stopped keeping score

 

£100 quid a month fur ****e. Yer aff yer nut.

 

My ma pays about that Gambol. Every channel all HD even the wee spare room on the off chance on of my nippers stays over. ****s are nuts.

 

That's mental. Even if it was choc-a-bloc with stuff worth watching it wid still be mental.

 

I pay £120 a month for my mum to have the whole works. Suits me as i get to call the shots on what goes on the TVV when i'm round there and can post bile on line using someone else's IP address.

 

Me too, I was paying for BT for her and my wee brother but it was ****e. Although I don't pay for movies or sports up there, all in I'm £180 a month for Sky at mine and my mums. <RipOff>