It's like the way they make fun of male cancers Dev, especially testicular. Actually makes me want to ****in kick the ****s to death.
I always give a few bob to the RNLI,they deserve it risking life and limb for nothing On another issue some ****er was having a Skype conversation on his phone in my local last week,never saw that before but he got bollocked out of it and rightly so.
I hate it when they ask you a question like "How would you like to help me cure cancer?" You always want to reply something seriously sarcastic like "What, right now? If you think the two of us are up to the task then alright I'll get my labcoat"
It's a well known fact that you can stave off cancer by shouting aggressively or offering it a square go. I find it grossly insulting, do the people who come up with this sort of nonsense think we are all complete and utter ******s?
When people used to come into the pubs saying they were collecting for cancer i'd quite often put a cigarette in the tin - seemed funny at the time........
The ones that come into pubs get **** all from me. That's one of the grossest forms of charity exploitation. Preying on steaming ****s and their lowered mental capacity.
You don't wanna eat all that poncey healthy crap, my uncle had a fried breakfast every morning and he would have lived to a ripe old age had he not dropped dead of a heart attack at 52.
I used to say "I already gave" (cos I do, every month) every time I walked passed the bucket rattling ****s, but now I canny be even bothered with that and just ignore them. Still makes me feel bad tho
