it's a

Beautiful morning . The sun is shining , the birds are singing .

Ain't life grand

 

Someone's pissed and happy...

...because the wife's out the hospital and isn't pressing charges.

 

It is a lovely day, even better, only 6 weeks today till my hollibags.

 

12 until mine. Where you off tae, Dev?

 

Carvioero in the Algarve again, love it there. I go twice a year.

 

Glorious sunshine up here, in the 20's.

The women have got their tops off, scaring the kiddies.

 

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My my such a bitter wee fellow . Not filled with the joys of spring then Jiffy ? Treatment not going well ?

 

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Drinks to pretend he's happy.

 

It's another smashing day here Jiffy boy . Spring has sprung .

Oh joy .

 

Poor Mrs Aldo.

 

Each day has just merged in to a blur of Aldo's flaccid penis, pints of Tesco Value vodka, and his fists punching me repeatedly in the face.

He's also touched up our weans but i'm too scared to tell the police

 

No wonder you're making no progress in the case. You should be based in Praia da Luz.

 

It's only 20 minutes away in the boot of a car.

 

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Oh dear .
You are obviously in need of some help darling . Why don't you attend our support group , Friends Empower Negative Inbreds And Neurotic Sadists .

Or F.E.N.I.A.N.S are we are often known .

All though our group is mostly Catholic we pride ourselves as being totally inclusive . Especially for prepubescent children .

Come along when ever you find things getting on top of you and we shall welcome you and the kids with open arms .




Mind if your coming ........bring the kids

 

He's in F.E..N.I.A.N.S

 

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Not so nice today Jiffy lad . Overcast and a wee bit windy .