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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Apr 16, 2014.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    And yet another one for us tomorrow. We will be 36.

    No presents please.

    If you wish please donate to the poor and hungry kids in this country.

    One has to think of the children, well someone has to goddammit. We're letting them down.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    36? Is that your waist size?


    Happy birthday when it comes.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How long has ER been giving us his age in hexadecimal?
     
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  4. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I'm closer to 30 than I am to 29 - scary times, ****s will start taking me seriously as an adult soon... and I'll have to stop using words such as '****s' when referring to other people.
     
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  5. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Interesting story.

    Please do go on.
     
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  6. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Thanks, I do like to tell my story. My oldest will be 10 years old in August - which means I'm only 6 years off bringing him for his first pub session, teaching him the etiquette, etc. I'm still on plan to be mortgage free and kid free by the time I'm 40. At which point I think I'll be well primed for suicide <ok>
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    And what etiquette would that be? the correct way to ask for a pint? teaching him what items found inside a pub can be used as weapons?
     
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  8. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Well the first lesson would be how the round system works - it might seem innate to us, but for some reason it perplexes Australian people, so it obviously must be taught.
     
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  9. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Very intriguing indeed.

    Although, if your sons not a total dipshit I'm sure it won't be hard for him to figure it out.
     
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    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Happy birthday ER
     
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  11. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  12. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You planning a murder or two? <whistle>
     
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  14. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    Naw, he's away to Praia Da Luz for a family holiday...
     
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