What's your routine? Wash cups and fill kettle Make sure butter is in warm place for making lunch in morning Have noose ready because when I read this thread in the morning I'll hang myself! And blame ER.
Look at dishes in sink and decide to leave them till morning. Lazy and half arsed brushing of teeth. Ensure two bottles of water by bedside. If less than two then curse like a **** and go fetch more water from the cupboard. Plug in Fire Kindle. Plug headphones into Fire Kindle. Remove clothing and put clothing on the floordrobe. Scan ceiling for spiders. If spider, remove it humanely if possible. If stubborn **** kill it. Get into bed. Put on headphones. Do some reading/porning/whatever on Kindle till sleepy. Go to sleep. Wake for a drink of water and turn my pillow over to the cool side. Go back to sleep. Repeat. Alarm goes off. Ignore. But now need to piss. Get up, piss. New day.
Last smoke is the what divides the day gone by and the going to bed procedure. Having said that, I just finished a smoke, emptied a glass of wine, am about to look at the dishes in the sink and decide what to do with them...
