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Redknapp wants to sign Doyle....and then play him on the wing

Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by Flyer, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. West London Willy

    West London Willy Well-Known Member

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    Only after he'd been visited by the ghosts of Managers past, Present and Future.

    The Ghost of Managers Past was a mouthy, opinionated little chap who rubbed everyone the wrong way (let's call him "Olly") who showed Flyer the good old days, when in his youth he cheered as we marveled to the silky skills of Mark Nygaard and Ned Zelic. Followed by the doom of relegation to League 1.

    The Ghost of Managers Present took him to see what's going on in other clubs - such as Portsmouth. where they would welcome Harry and Rosie, if only because they both have a bit of meat on them and can maybe stretch to three meals.

    The Ghost of Managers Future walked around in a hood, taking Flyer to see the dark, sad training room, where Keiron Dyer's tiny little crutch still stands alongside the treatment table that now bears his name. Then he throws back the hood, and reveals himself to be Flavio Briatore, back from the wilderness and finally able to select the team unchallenged...
     
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  2. sb_73

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    Bravo! Kieron Dyer's tiny crutch..........sadly we have half a dozen contenders for the part of Tiny Tim. Bloody Luke Young can take the role of the overstuffed Christmas goose.
     
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  3. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    Nobody minds a consistent view and it is a forum. However you have a habit of presenting things as fact or twisting things for your view. I refer you to my earlier post in this thread. That is what makes you appear intent on misery!
     
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  4. Flyer

    Flyer Well-Known Member

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    Well the club is hardly a bundle of laughs is it? We are insolvent, have massive debts, have no way to pay it back, have internal problems, have a manager who doesn't give a **** about us, have the most boring team ever,have the oldest team out of the 92 and have about 7 players signed for next season with FFP coming in should we not go up.

    Excuse me if I'm not dancing in the streets. But hey, we got 3 points last weekend so everything is great.

    I'll be happier with a new manager, stadium, younger team, less debt,youth players coming through and a more entertaining team.
    Is there anyone who disagrees with that?
     
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  5. Azmi

    Azmi Well-Known Member

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    Oldest team of all 92 clubs?

    You got a link for that, seems extremely unlikely. On the other hand if true that really shows total incompetence of both Harry and the Board. Fernandes is more to blame than Harry, this problem while aggravated by Harry had already started before he arrived.
     
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  6. sb_73

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    I'm guessing you are still in dire need of a b-j.
     
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  7. Flyer

    Flyer Well-Known Member

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  8. Ranger74

    Ranger74 Well-Known Member

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    You're doing it again!! I don't disagree with your position and am also keen for significant change! However you've painted a picture on the above and had to back track when challenged. Now you say if we ignore certain people it will fit but presumably there would be other teams that could also ignore players and change their position! Stick to the facts please!
     
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  9. Flyer

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    They aren't in the first team are they? We could get the squad age down to 25 if we included all of the youth team. Those are the facts.

    The loan players shouldn't be included either.
     
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  10. Ranger74

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    Yes I agree but the same could be said of all the other teams so have you reviewed all them to measure it on an even basis!
     
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  11. Flyer

    Flyer Well-Known Member

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    Even without that, that site says we have the second oldest team in the football league. Check for yourself

    I looked at Millwall who were the only older team and the only had one player who could be considered to be a youth team player and he played 13 times for them so he is a first teamer.

    The 3 I said shouldnt be there for us have a combined playing time of 13 mins so its clear they aren't first teamers.
     
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  12. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    Honest to God, I've been banned for less wumming than this in the past. This clown has gone beyond a joke.

    How many posts does he make in a day? I'd bet his average is far higher than everyone else's.
     
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  13. sb_73

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    Be gentle Swords, this may be his only form of communication with humans for days at a time.
     
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  14. Swords Hoopster.

    Swords Hoopster. Well-Known Member

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    They say a Clown's only meaningful interaction with people is with the audience each night, and in the day, when the makeup is off, the only company he likes to keep is with the Beasts of the circus.............................mainly Monkeys and other furry primates with whom he can pretend to keep a congenial relationship as if they were human.

    Normally the default emotion in such circumstances would be sympathy but in this case liberties have been taken by said alter ego. Its time Krusty (nee Cornelius Rupert Willoughby - aka Flyer) unloads his emotional refuse on another bunch of unsuspecting mugs because whatever we may have done in former lives, we're surely not deserving of a punitive penance such as this.
     
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  15. Hoops Eternal

    Hoops Eternal Well-Known Member

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    This is all pointless because whoever the manager is Flyer will hate them and of course his opinion is always right!
     
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  16. KooPeeArr

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    Aside from the comical banter on this thread, I'll just say that, if Doyle took a pay cut just to come on loan and as he seems to work pretty hard, surely that makes him the right sort.

    We could worry about his injury record but I think every new signing gets exploding hamstring implants when they sign anyway.

    It'd be a yes from me.
     
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  17. jeffranger

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    This
     
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  18. rangercol

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    <laugh>.
     
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  19. 4StringR

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    When asked about Doyle returning earlier from injury and whether he was someone Redknapp wanted to sign on a permanent basis next season the QPR manager said
    "Sh't, is he better all ready then, damn, was 'oping he was gone back for good to the Wolves, cos he hasn't been good as gold since he come here, he has been a lot of trouble, he ain't very professional, he ain't a good player, I would never 'ave tried to sign 'im the past. I'll have to stick 'im in the squad again now an' 'ope that Charlie don't break down again before the end of the season and that we don't have to use im. I am definitely gonna be 'ere next year regardless of whether we go up and I am gonna only bring in yoof team players under the age of 20 and sell everyone over 26 so that I save the club a load of money, so I wont be bringing in old b'stards like Doyler, but don't mention it to 'im, just in case I have to use the lazy good for nothing."
     
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  20. LondonCalling

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    If Redknapp actually mentioned that he thinks Doyle can play on the wing, it's very alarming news indeed.
     
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