He doesn't read books. He reads Cliffs Notes. It's whut the 'mericans do in attempt to sound semi-sensible in any given context.
I was going to put 'I read books that I don't understand' but the pic was too small and I was too lazy/weirded out to google 'Downs Superman' again. Nevermind, spliff'n'pizza time now
I hate pizza. Actually, not true. It's just summat I widny choose to eat. Regardless of toppings, crust depth, it's boring as **** after the second slice. If ye fancy eating a lot of the same why not empty a family bag of Walkers crisps into a big bowl? Munch yerself silly in boredom. Pizza slices are a snack. Pizza is not a meal. It's not yer dinner. It's what you have a few bites of while waiting on yer dinner. It is no more than an amuse bouche.
Actually one of my heroes. I dragged my missus on our honeymoon out to Pere La Chaise (sp) to see his grave. We didny even know that **** from The Doors was buried there until we stumbled upon the perennial tossers that live at Morrison's grave and play his music on cheap cassette recorders. (And deface surrounding graves/tombs with their graffiti).
