Salmond vs Cameron would be a good fight. Both are flabby bastards though and they'd be out of steam in 30 seconds.
I'm a peaceful person. I don't want to batter anyone. Except ****s in front of me at cash machines, ****s buying lottery tickets while am trying to buy ***s, every **** in supermarkets, every **** on the road while am driving, ****s who don't say thank you when ye hold a door open for them, flirty bitches who have no intention of shagging ye, ****s who don't buy their round, and so on....
Taxi drivers. I got one back from the heliport last month who told me his father was a sociopath who used to beat his mother then stand at the bottom of his bed in total silence for hours. He then told me he was saved by "the power of Christ" Needless to say I got him to drop me off a fair ways from my door.
He also told a story about his dad nearly murdering some dude in a house in Northfield while he watched then not saying a word during the entire drive back. I kept thinking "If only your dad had passed on the silence rather than the insanity"
Remember whem Liam shat his breeks on stage in Canada when some doughball came on. Pussy Robbie Williams challenged him to a boxing match and he shat that as well. Would love to see 7th Dan Shidokan expert JJ Burnel kick the living **** out of him. Now there's a pseudo intellictual thug rolled into one. Actually schizophrenic as well to be honest.
That tosser Liam only likes to pick fights with photographers when TV cameras are around cos he knows the photographer canny do anything about the lip he's givin them. If I was the photographer I'd say **** ma job and lamp the ****.
I hate arseholes like that. They abuse ****s when they know they can get away with it. Like twats who abuse service staff like shop assistants, waiters, and call centre workers and such like. It rips ma knittin so it does. It widny be the first time I've told some arsehole to shut their ****in face when they were havin a go at somebody. Am a ****in hero, so ah um
When I was a faults advisor for BT as a student some arsehole called me a "******" so I told him he wasn't getting his line fixed until he apologised and followed that up with "which one of us is a ****** now?" then hung up on him. I was given a written warning
That twat in the Hat JK from Jamiroquai was always doing that, same as that litlle upstart Justin Bieber, hiding behind bodyguards.
I remember I once had a problem with my BT line so upon reporting it there was a poncy wee Scottish **** giving out the **** so I called him a ******. The **** asked for an apology or he'd not arrange to get the line fixed, called me a ****** then cut me off. I often wondered who that **** was.
