If You Could Fight Anyone.....

Gervais is funny.

 

I like his stand-up more than his TV shows.

 

Keyboard warriors

 

I picked Steven Hawking. If I can't beat him in a fight then it's a sorry state of affairs. I'd just tip his chair and boot him while he was on the ground.

 

Pickin on the afflicted is what the internet was invented for. That and porn obviously

 

The best internet hard-man I ever met was on 606. He was an 18 y/o "MMA fighter" from London. He offered to fight me and Dougie. I told him I was up for it; All he had to do was get his offshore survival ticket. Get a flight from London to Aberdeen, then a flight Aberdeen to Shetland. Then get a chopper out to the Cormorant Alpha and I'd fight him. He said I was a ****er and a liar

 

There was this ****er on an old forum I used to go on. Steve A Stevens and he lived in Denmark. He was a complete pie, the typical internet hun purely obsessed with "taigs" "ambulance chasers" "BJK" and such ****e. He was givin out about makin the trip to Aalborg for the champions league game sayin he was gonna be in all the Tim pubs, he's gonna bring a big Union Jack banner and sit with the Aalborg fans.

He wouldn't meet me for a pint and I didn't see said banner

 

That guy was a fanny, was that the day i recruited you to SPN? He got really pissed off because i spammed everyboard on 606 with about 4 accounts advertising SPN then tried to rip the pish out of me and failed badly.

 

didnt some guy tell frank he'd held some ned of a bridge by his ankles

 

Yeah it was that day Dougie. Hat_Trick_Hero is his username if you're ever looking to wind him up again.

 

same guy as we are talking about

 

i'm not even going to slag him off on here, he sounded nails

 

I didn't know it was Queero who told Frank that. The guy is a tube, probably is a speccy **** like me and has the same thing as Samuel L Jackson in Unbreakable.

 

I remember that , was as funny as ****...was that on 606 ?

 

Bump.

 

I'd love to knock **** out of Rupert Murdoch.

 

I'd like to fight William & Kate's baby. Toe-punt him.

 

Good shout. My gran last week wouldn't shut up about that baby and how much mischief it will get up to etc I'd hold it by it's hair then punch it's face, so that it goes flying, preferably through a double glazed window on the top flat of the red road flats.

 

I'd also like to beat Kanye West with a length of hosepipe filled with buckshot.

 

Salmond, Ahd punch the fat **** doon and stamp on his ugly heid.