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Tahitian Noni juice - the key to CFC success?

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by BobbyHerrera, Apr 14, 2014.

  1. BobbyHerrera

    BobbyHerrera Member

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    Apparently every Chelsea player drinks Tahitian Noni Juice every day at the club. I don't know much about it apart from it's some sort of super juice and really expensive. Any idea if there's any truth to this?
     
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  2. luckywerthers

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    there is only one juice i am interested in and i never get enough of it
     
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  3. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Very much doubt it. It is made from the fruit Mangosteen, which has very little nutritional content and only low vitamin levels. It is made by an American company and sells for about $55 per litre, reason for the cost is the tree only produces fruit for about 10 weeks per year, even in tropical areas. They have been warned for their marketing by the US food regulators, as their claims are not true and have never been proven.
     
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  4. BobbyHerrera

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    Cheers Abu. Wish I asked you that question before my old dear forked out £140 for 4 bottles! She was told it was part of the daily routine at Chelsea for every single player. I was hoping there was someone with inside knowledge that could confirm or quash the rumour.
     
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  5. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    The key to Chelsea's success is Roman Abramovich's blank cheque book:biggrin:
     
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  6. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Yeah BH it sells so well in the US they turnover about $1.5m per year, and have even introduced the tree to Puerto Rico due to increased demand. The company is MLM (Multi Level Marketing), it must be the placebo effect. Someone has introduced that Chelsea rumour to increase the sales this side of the pond, seems like a faux pas to me mind, having witnessed us loose to Villa, CP, Stoke, and their ilk.
     
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  7. Lee263

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    I don't know about the juice but watching Chelsea is defiantly a cure for my insomnia.
     
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    Nice a predictable, as usual, you boring twat.
     
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  9. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Rubbish. He personally signs them all.....Knob.
     
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  10. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    That would be funny if it came from any other clubs fan, but from a Spammer... It's fookin hilarious.
     
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  11. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    No he personally pays someone who then signs them all, with his money:biggrin:
     
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  12. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    A Spud, questioning, the squandering of money on the Chelsea board, is like having Jimmy Saville defending you in a child molesting case.
     
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  13. King Shergar

    King Shergar Well-Known Member

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    Well luckily I'm not a spud then eh? :biggrin:
     
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  14. King Ossie64

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    This +1 <ok>
     
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  15. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Proper ****er though.
     
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    +1 <ok>
     
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  17. Chelsea Pensioner

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    What happened to the topic??????
     
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  18. Bullet tooth Tony

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    It went "tits up" after post No6 CP.
     
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  19. Skylarker

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    I like Post no19 best.
     
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  20. Diego

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    I eat it, never could resist hazelnuts :wink:
     
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