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Dundee Utd fan my ARSE!!!

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by bennyblancofromthebrox, Dec 10, 2010.

  1. bennyblancofromthebrox

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    > Subject: Letter sent from Dundee United fan to Dr John Reid
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    > Dear John
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    > First of all as this letter may contain mild criticism of Celtic FC,
    > please do not assume that I have a hidden agenda (I am aware that this
    > is your normal accusation levelled at anyone who dares question you)- I
    > am a Dundee United fan who has equal contempt and disdain for both
    > sides of the old firm. For too many years I have had to listen and
    > watch while the filth and scum which attaches itself to both Glasgow
    > clubs brought their vitriolic sectarian bile and hatred with them while
    > polluting the atmosphere of Tannadice Park and environs- with no
    > apology issued from either club. May I congratulate you on achieving
    > the removal of messrs Dallas and McDonald from their posts at the SFA -
    > after all, Celtic have never received an apology for Hugh daring to
    > bleed on your hallowed pitch and I remember McDonald once awarded a
    > throw in to the opposition.
    >
    > Whilst you are celebrating your success, may I cause a slight rain
    > cloud to pass over the celestial vault of your euphoric schadenfreude
    > by raising a point or two? Fergus McCann made a serious attempt to drag
    > your club kicking and screaming into the 20th century despite the
    > opposition and hatred of a large number of the Celtic `faithful'. Under
    > his stewardship and the following board the club was moved forward to
    > such an extent that the whole of world football showered praise on
    > Celtic for the exemplary and impeccable behaviour of their fans at the
    > Uefa Cup final in Seville. It was a proud moment and showed promise of
    > great things to come.
    >
    > Move forward to 2010 and under your regime the knuckle dragging moronic
    > bigots are now steering the club back to the bad old days. We had the
    > dreadful example of the green brigade from section 111 befouling the
    > image of the club with political banners - I know that they saved up
    > their giros, shoplifting, protection racket, housebreaking and drug
    > dealing money to pay for the printing, but surely at least one of them
    > could have learned how to spell correctly? The club claim they couldn't
    > identify those responsible despite cctv and HD television coverage.
    > That is a deliberate and blatant LIE. You know the seat numbers, the
    > section of the ground they slither into, and you have film and
    > pictures. Emboldened not only by the boards protection and clear
    > support they even attacked a home steward during the match against
    > Dundee United recently - United fans were held back for twenty minutes
    > after the game due to the threatening behaviour of your fans. I notice
    > during your recent AGM that you consciously and deliberately stoked the
    > flames of sectarianism, intolerance and paranoia by insisting that
    > Celtic have always been the victims of a conspiracy led by the SFA and
    > referees based on religion (anti catholic and thereby anti Celtic
    > minded) and that these days must come to an end. Come to end? They
    > never existed - the unadulterated drivel spouted by you was a
    > smokescreen to cover up the fact that your football team isn't really
    > very good just now. Would we have heard such demagogic rhetoric if you
    > were top of the SPL and doing well in the Champions league? "Oh no, we
    > are doing badly - quick, pander to the lowest common denominator among
    > the pond life which supports us and blame institutional bias against
    > all catholics in this country for our position". Perhaps your team is
    > not very good because you shaved an orang utang and gave it the
    > managers job?
    > I can only assume it got the job because it was "celtic minded" -
    > whatever kind of mind is controlling Lennon's behaviour it seems, just
    > like the element in your support you are pandering to, not to have
    > evolved beyond the most primitive early form of hominid. Throwing
    > tantrums and jumping around in an uncontrollable rage at every game
    > whilst blaming all and sundry for ones own flaws is not really the
    > behaviour expected of a civilized human being, far less one who is in a
    > position of high responsibility. Oh sorry, it isn't brutish behaviour -
    > it is defined in a "celtic minded" way as simply being "passionate.."
    > Did Celtic fail to beat ICT this week because the officials from
    > Luxembourg were also part of an anti catholic conspiracy? Can we expect
    > that you will prove that the referees in charge when your club was
    > knocked out of two European competitions this season (against the
    > mighty Braga and Utrecht, those giants of continental football) were
    > part of the same SFA conspiracy? Is the fact that your club doesn't
    > ever win champions league away games caused by the same SFA conspiracy?
    > Now you want referees to declare which team they supported as a child -
    > did you trumpet your own allegiance when you took the post of Northern
    > Ireland secretary? Your stance is not even politics of the playground -
    > it is politics of the gutter
    >
    > We have just experienced the first ever strike by Scottish referees -
    > widely acknowledged to have been precipitated by the recent statements
    > from celtic park. The witch hunt carried out against Dougie McDonald
    > was apparently because he lied. Correct me if I am wrong, but weren't
    > you part of a government who took our country into an illegal war
    > against Iraq on the grounds that they had weapons of mass destruction,
    > despite the advice of Hans Blick and the UN expert inspectors? That war
    > was justified by a blatant LIE. I think that I have established that
    > you have no problem with a lie as long as it is "celtic minded". What
    > is worse - a lie by McDonald which didn't affect the result of a game
    > or a lie which resulted in the deaths of hundreds upon hundreds of
    > thousands of mainly innocent Iraqis? Are their deaths justified in your
    > own thinking because they deliberately chose to be born into a culture
    > which was muslim and thereby not "celtic minded"? You question the
    > integrity of the SFA and referees, yet as a former Secretary of
    > Defence, you used that position to obtain a post as an advisor to a
    > security firm currently working in Afghanistan for �50,000 a year.
    > That type of self promotion was regarded as sleaze by new labour when
    > seeking office and used to attack former cabinet members who had taken
    > advantage of their political influence. Do you have any concept of what
    > integrity actually means? All the lower league clubs have been put in
    > an invidious financial position by the strike this weekend through no
    > fault of their own - how much more can you do to alienate your club
    > from simple football supporters? Apart from being a catalyst in this
    > strike you have implied that the whole of Scottish Football is involved
    > in a conspiracy against "celtic minded"
    > people - that is a wicked slur! Keep your accusations levelled at the
    > other Glasgow club and the west coast. The rest of Scotland is happy to
    > live in the 21st century.
    >
    > To sum up some people might be led to think that you are a moral,
    > social, religious, philosophical and political dinosaur. For my part I
    > congratulate you on achieving high political and football positions
    > along with self enrichment and aggrandisement - you have done well for
    > an atavistic, pusillanimous, parochial, bradyphrenic, hypocritical,
    > mendacious lugubrious bigot of the worst kind. Well done John, Johnny
    > bhoy, St John, newly self appointed spokesman of Scotland's 850,000
    > catholics - don't know how you sleep at night but I assume the
    > medication helps.
    >
    > To conclude Jonnysaurus, and to hold a moral mirror up for you - let's
    > look at institutionalised bigotry. Jock Stein, by far the greatest
    > character in celtic's and Scottish football history was denied a place
    > on the board when he retired simply because he was not born "celtic
    > minded". Apparently 7 of the European Cup winning team were not born
    > "celtic minded" - bhoy, did they collude in a hidden "non celtic
    > minded" agenda to bring celtic the greatest moment in their history?
    > Work this one out shouldn't in people glass houses stones throw. Be
    > careful of the splinters! This letter is not anti celtic or anti
    > catholic - it is querying your right to stand in moral judgement on any
    > institution whatsoever. Do a favour to those august institutions Celtic
    > Football Club and the Roman Catholic Church and just stop talking in
    > public. It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to open
    > your mouth and prove the fact.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If a Gers fan did not come up with that ****e then i'm a Dutchman.
     
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  3. stopped reading ZZZzzzzz
     
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  4. Rocket

    Rocket Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    John Reid War Criminal <ok>
     
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  5. wombatdropping

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    Perhaps your team is
    > not very good because you shaved an orang utang and gave it the
    > managers job?


    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  6. BolloBollo

    BolloBollo Active Member

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    Hey Dev, schmoke and a pancake my friend for sure? <laugh>
     
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  7. Null

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    <applause>


    Why let that spoil point scoring arguements...
     
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    masonic law ?
     
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