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Krueger's Korner - The Off-Topic Chat Thread

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by TheSecondStain, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. - Doing The Lambert Walk

    - Doing The Lambert Walk Well-Known Member

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    About the super injunction? It's in tomorrow's papers.
     
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  2. AL.

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    No I meant about a player sticking Twixs up their backsides.
     
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  3. fatletiss

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    More importantly is it two wide or just one stick?
     
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  4. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Usually one stick but sometimes two, apparently.
     
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  5. Joe!

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    Does it have to be Twix? Because unless it's a very specific fetish, I'd advise this guy that there are better tools for the job.
     
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    He likes the biscuit and caramel combo.
     
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  7. fran-MLs little camera

    fran-MLs little camera Well-Known Member

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    Such a waste. Should use fig rolls!
     
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  8. PompeyLapras

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    Yay, an American girl I met back in 2012 on a dating website who I've been talking to since then (she has a bf so nothing'll ever happen) has replied to my message! After not getting a reply for a while, I feared it might have been a case of when you someone just stops replying to you and you never hear from them again.
     
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  9. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Both....or one at a time?

    To be honest, I'm glad there's an injunction. So what if he likes Twix up his bum? Each to their own, but in what way does revealing that have anything to do with the public interest?
     
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  10. Le Tissier's Laces

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    Oh PL.....
     
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    It's like you're a parody of yourself sometimes
     
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  12. Le Tissier's Laces

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    I honestly don't know whether to kick him or cuddle him.
     
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  13. MMJ

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    combo would work best
     
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  14. - Doing The Lambert Walk

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    Right that's it PL. Every time you do something like this, £5 to Ralph Krueger's bike ride. It's only fair...


    ...also, it means Ralph will hit his £1,000 target in time for next Friday. :)
     
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  15. fran-MLs little camera

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    Krueger knows rich people and he is Chairman...doubt he had any problem raising the money. I bet you could have put Katharina down for the whole £1000. He's probably holding an investigation to see who only paid in £5!!

    Well done and thanks though, PL.
     
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  16. PompeyLapras

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    Thanks!

    But seriously, she's a nice girl and even if nothing will ever happen, I'm glad that I am friends with her! I know, that's quite soppy.
     
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  17. St. Luigi Scrosoppi

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    Every week I buy two Saints Foundation lottery tickets not because I hope to win but because I think it is a good cause and should be supported.

    I could have won it occasionally for all I know but I never will because I can never make out what is said over the tannoy when the winning ticket is called out and the numbers on the ticket are so small I unable to read them anyway.
     
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    I know. It's my fault. I said something nice to him yesterday and he is straight back on the girl talk. I won't be nice to him again. Sorry.
     
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  19. Joe!

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    Have you met this girl?
     
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  20. Dan

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    Joe, I still have nightmares on Fallen London, go rescue me (pretty pretty please)

    And PL, if she's American how did you find her on a dating site? Did you set your settings to within a million miles or something? Let alone asking how she has a boyfriend, though I'm willing to bet you tried and failed and she found another guy (happens to the best of us... probably)
     
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