Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Once a Dandy, always a Dandy

For the United game, Fat Sal "yeah but we can phone in and get a bigger bus".

 

I'd like to have seen that

 

This was shamelessly stolen from the hunmedia site. Its comedy gold.

Quote "McCoist...the facts:

a�� Surrendered a colossal 15 point lead to Celtic in the SPL, overturned in just 7 weeks (5th Nov - 24th Dec 2011). By 8th Feb 2012 Celtic were 10 points ahead - a total swing of 25 points in just 12 weeks or so.

a�� Knocked out of the League Cup, beaten 3-2 by 1st Division outfit, Falkirk.

a�� Knocked out of the Scottish Cup, beaten 2-0 by Dundee Utd.

a�� Knocked out of the Champions League by Swedish minnows, Malmo.

a�� Knocked out of the Europa League by Slovenian minnows, Maribor.

a�� Gubbed 1-0 by Kilmarnock in our first game after going into Administration. Over the following 3 weeks we were also beaten 2-1 by Hearts and 2-1 by Dundee Utd.

a�� Just managed to narrowly scrape a 2-1 win against part-time minnows, Brechin City in the Ramsdens Pawnbrokers Cup at Glebe Park - needing a last gasp, extra time goal to do so.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 2-2 draw with part-time minnows, Peterhead at Balmoor - needing a last gasp, last minute goal to do so.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with part-time minnows, Berwick Rangers at Shielfield Park.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-0 win against part-time minnows, Forres Mechanics at Mosset Park - after Forres were reduced to ten men.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 0-0 draw with part-time minnows, Annan Athletic at Galabank. Despite being 5 games into the season, and playing in the basement rungs of Scottish football with SPL players we were still without an away win, sitting fourth in the table.

a�� Horsed out of the Ramsdens Pawnbrokers Cup by Queen Of The South 4-3 on penalties after failing to beat them over 120 minutes of turgid clogging.

a�� Beaten 1-0 by a Stirling Albion side, nestled snugly at the base of Scottish football's fourth tier, and who had just lost their previous five games on the trot.

a�� Finally managed an away win in the fourth tier by scraping a narrow win against 10-man Clyde at Broadwood.

a�� Horsed out of the League Cup by Inverness Caley Thistle who trounced us 3-0 at Ibrox. The scoreline was kept to 3-0 only by an outstanding performance from Neil Alexander, without whom it could easily have been 5 or 6.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-0 win against 10-man Queens Park at Hampden - needing a last gasp, 92nd minute, injury time goal to do so.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with part-time minnows Elgin City at Ibrox - after Elgin had been reduced to 10 men.
a�� Just managed to scrape a narrow 1-0 win over 10-man Peterhead at Balmoor, with a Fran Sandaza tap-in (his first goal in five months) after keeper Graeme Smith had spilled the ball.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with Montrose at Ibrox - needing an own goal from Montrose's Jonathan Crawford to do so.

a�� Knocked out of the Scottish Cup, after being absolutely destroyed 3-0 by Dundee Utd - the same team that knocked us out of the cup the previous year.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with part-time minnows, Stirling Albion at Forthbank - when Stirling were sitting joint bottom of the fourth tier. We managed just 1 point out of a potential 6 at Forthbank that season.

a�� Gubbed 2-1 at Ibrox by an Annan Athletic, a side sitting 34 points behind us, and nestled in second-bottom place at the base of Scottish football's fourth tier. It was only Annan's second away win of the season, having only won 7 league games out of 28 played thus far.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-0 win against part-time minnows, Elgin City at Borough Briggs, needing a 73rd minute penalty to do so.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 0-0 draw with part-time minnows, Stirling Albion at Ibrox.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 0-0 draw with part-time minnows, Montrose at Links Park - after Montrose had a perfectly legitimate winning volley from Martin Boyle disallowed.

a�� Gubbed 2-1 at Ibrox by Peterhead, the day after Charles Green stepped down.

a�� Horsed out of the League Cup in the first round by Forfar Athletic, 2-1 in extra time, after failing to beat them over 90 minutes.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with Stranraer at Ibrox, needing a penalty in which to do so.

a�� Just managed to scrape a narrow 3-2 win over Arbroath at Ibrox, needing another dubious penalty award and a highly fortuitous deflection to do so. This was after falling behind twice to the second-bottom placed team, who were FORTY FOUR points behind us prior to kick off.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 3-3 draw with Stenhousemuir at Ibrox, needing an own-goal by Ross McMillan to do so. That was after falling behind TWICE.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-0 win over East Fife at Bayview with a 95th minute goal, courtesy of a penalty.

a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with Albion Rovers in the Scottish Cup at Ibrox.

a�� Losing the Ramsdens Pawnbrokers Cup Final in extra time to Raith Rovers.

Melt down on Hun Media.

 

I spotted this elsewhere:


Rangers were brought to today’s low ebb by David Murray’s shameful mismanagement, HMRC’s intransigence, by Football Authorities who failed in their principal duty to progress Scottish football, by jealousy, hatred and downright bigotry from officials and fans of countless clubs, and all this misreported and pot-stirred by a malicious media. Ally has done his best and is not finished yet. (Said by one who often wrote him off prematurely when he was a player.)

Just as I wouldn’t have taken too much pleasure from winning the Ramsden’s Cup and I’m not going to grieve too much over losing it. Aside from Raith Rovers all the people rejoicing tonight are the very enemies who reduced us to this embarrassing level of football. Ally’s not blamess entirely, but he’s well down the list of guilty parties.

 

"It was worse than Manchester"

 

That's one hell of a CV

Surely he is destined for a big club.

 

It's actually quite startling when you see it all put together like that.

 

Aye like Montrose.

At least four controversial pens there

 

"a�� Just managed to scrape a 1-1 draw with Albion Rovers in the Scottish Cup at Ibrox."

No mention of the goal they got that should never have stood: Moshni's assault on the keeper.

 

I doff my cap not only to you taking your valuable time to research this but mainly to your desperate neediness.

 

No need to doff your cap to me Gambol, it was written by a Hun.

 

..and researched, found and reposted by you. I wonder why?

 

Researched ?

 

Imagine bumping a thread to take the piss out of someone whos no been seen in 4 months

 

because it's ****in hilarious reading you south larnarkshire mutant.

 

Oh, I'm sorry. You didn't research it yourself. You and your pals were sharing it for needy giggles and you felt the need to repost here.

 

correct. long may Sally reign.

 

No, to take the piss out of all you huns.

 

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