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Stoke City v Newcastle United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 7, 2014.

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  1. 2010 tops dog

    2010 tops dog Well-Known Member

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    Lose 2.0 at a guess
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    So much negativity, our guys are going to try and make up for the dross we've had to sit and watch through lately, they'll score at least 4.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 7, 2014
  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    I'll allow it on this occasion for laughter purposes
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    That's optimistic
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 8, 2014
  5. JokeInEre

    JokeInEre Well-Known Member

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    If remy is back 1-1, if he's not back, 2-1!
     
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    JokeInEre, Apr 8, 2014
  6. fredor

    fredor Well-Known Member

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    So who is going to score the Newcastle goal, Elliot ????
     
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    fredor, Apr 9, 2014
  7. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    It'll be a deflection off the ref.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 10, 2014
  8. Benjamin_Sisko

    Benjamin_Sisko Well-Known Member

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    The wind will score for us - a de jong shot that takes a deflection of a corner flag
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Apr 10, 2014
  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    My mate is who is big anti Pards sent me this which he picked on twitter as a song they intend to sing at Stoke to the tune of hokey cokey:

    You put your left back here,
    your right back there,
    centre mid, right mid,
    left backs everywhere,
    you don't run about and you lose 4-0,
    that's when you've been Pardewed

    Ooooh everyones been Pardewed,
    Ooooh everyones been Pardewed,
    Ooooh everyones been Pardewed,
    **** subs, your fault

    f**k OFF NOW

    <laugh>

    Could be an ugly day for Pards with this and the masks. As much I find the whole thing a bit pathetic on the part of the supporters I did chuckle at that song.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 10, 2014
  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I'm expecting us to get a lot of hammerings between now and the end of the season. We're offering nothing and appear to have no confidence or desire at all. I think Stoke will finish above us, which considering where we were at Christmas is unbelievable.
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Why don't you do something about it then?
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 10, 2014
  12. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He can't he doesn't have any players to talk to, they're all on holiday. Hence the cardboard cut outs on the pitch just standing there motionless.
     
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  13. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    I'm not convinced that De Jong can kick the ball hard enough for it to rebound off of anything - it would probably just gently bump the corner flag and come to a halt.
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    It hasn't been widely reported, but the reason that we have so many injuries is down to Cheick Tiote being a little bit upset in the dressing room at the effort (or lack of it) being put in by some of the players. I'm just glad I was banned from the stadium at the time and that I'm still in one piece.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Apr 10, 2014
  15. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    Remy is not fit for Stoke. Surprising stuff. That's another loss to nil then.
     
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    Eddie's British Plodders, Apr 10, 2014
  16. GeordieHalfbreed

    GeordieHalfbreed Well-Known Member

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    Can you do another version of the mask, but without eyeholes this time? Might significantly improve my view of the game.
     
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    GeordieHalfbreed, Apr 11, 2014
  17. Agent Bruce

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    How many masks do you reckon there'll be?
     
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  18. Benjamin_Sisko

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    I'm tempted to do one. I'll be singing that song though.

    Was going to drive down to the game - Back Page come to the rescue though!
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Apr 11, 2014
  19. Agent Bruce

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    I'm going with the BP. Think they've got 4 coaches on.
     
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  20. Benjamin_Sisko

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    Aye - That's what the guy in the shop said. I'm on coach 4 - all mod cons apparently.
     
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    Benjamin_Sisko, Apr 11, 2014
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