Bovril

Is there a finer drink than this to drink at the football? I think not. I drink it at home as well. Lovely stuff. What's your favourite tipple at the footy?

 

Bovril with white pepper and a Pie (of the Scotch Variety)

 

btw another cracking thread ER, I don't know how you think them up

 

****.

 

Rusty arse juice.

 

Talent, basically.

 

I like to drink the fat left over when ye cook a side of beef. That's the stuff.

 

What do you make the gravy with then you mad mutt?

 

Sometimes I wonder if you scotch are actively trying to bring on a heart attack.

I don't drink anything at the footy cos I'm buggered if I'm paying £8 to watch that pile of ****.

 

Did you get your fence sorted?

 

Third time lucky, should be delivered Thursday.

 

Tenterhooks

 

I pish into oven dish. Add a crushed clove and mibby a wee bit of garlic.

 

Aberdeen fans hot arterial blood after I've ripped their throat with a rusty blade and penalty kicked their ugly ****ing faces .

Or a lucozade orange if nae sheepshaggers are available .

 

What was wrong with this one? <ALZHEIMERS>

 

Who is this chap ER?

He certainly has his finger on the pulse (no offence Gambol).

 

This was just about Bovril the other thread (A classic in the making btw) is about Marmite and Bovril.


Stupid boy.

 

Well pointed out Dev.

 

It's not that hard