Nope, av never cheated on any wummin that I've been in a relationship with. As far as I know, I haven't been cheated on either.
Never cheated on Mrs Pud ... An ex girlfriend, I went out with for about two years, was shagging another guy towards the end. I was going to punch his **** in till I saw him, he was built like a ****in tank!!! When I was younger, I usually "cheated" when I had a burd ... regular shagging with burd n then "strange" on a night out!
I shagged my ex-girlfriend's sister but that was more of a revenge thing after we split up so I don't know if it would count
Been with the same burd since I was 16, and apart from the picture Tina sent me of her titties I've never even looked at another woman
Nope, I've not cheated and I don't think my present or past girlfriends have either. I've had opportunities but have rejected them and that can be really difficult when intoxicated.
My mams friend went on a two week romantic holiday, to celebrate their anniversay, with her husband when after a day or two he told her that when they got back he'd be leaving her.......for a man!!! You'd think he would have waited till they got home! God knows what the rest of the holiday would have been like! Awwwkkkwaaaaard!!!!
I would never cheat on Jiffy although I'm sure he was shagging his uncle Frank on and off for a few years . He's a wee minx so he is .
The last bird i was seeing reasonably regularly was shagging quite a few blokes when i wasn't there - still, prostitutes have to make a living like anyone else......
Dan earns a lot of money selling his body. He's a niche market that targets a certain type of man who remembers a cartoon from the 80's and likes to shout "I have the power!" when blasting him up the **** pipe.
The weans Ma went with another fella when we were near finished, thought she was a ****, didn't give a f**k about him <OrangeBastard>. I hade done the dirty once or twice myself without her finding out so taking the moral high ground was fantastic
Hun ! How dare you ! You know full well that to be a peado I must be a tim . Thems the rules . Any more of that talk and there will be no easter eggs for you sonny .