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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Zico, Jun 20, 2011.

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  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Good, the third one on the way was not planned and I definitely want no more!!
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    get the snip?
     
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  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Can I just say that the McD's is the occasional treat and doesn't form the basis of their entire diet. Just in case you thought otherwise!
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Definitely, just want to make sure this one arrives fit and healthy first. I will be down the quacks super quick once all is well.
     
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  5. Zico

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    I like the cut of your jib <ok>
     
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    No probs

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  7. Kim Jong Il

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    **** that, make her do it.
     
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  8. jenthesaint1990

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    that would be harsh, she has after all carried 3 babies.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    What, chop my knackers off? Rather take my chances with the surgeon.
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I always get a Toblerone on Father's Day!

    My wife likes me big. Luckily I've got a very big frame, so I can carry alot of weight without just looking like a fat bastard.

    Well la-dee-****ing-da for you <laugh>
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jun 20, 2011
  11. DCooper7

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    Boys
    The only trouble is sometimes you might need to put up with a stauner.
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    If you do get it done, whatever you do, don't get it done under local anaesthetic. When I had it done, I could still feel alot and it hurt like ****. Minging feeling too, and the injection down there was appallingly excrutiating <ok>
     
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  13. MrT

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    My wee boy. ****ing sickening. The burds family turned him. Bribery and slaps have failed to turn him back. The hburd herself doesn't actually care.

    He's 7 and his favourite player is Jelavic so it might be a start.........

    Other than that Madonna might be on the sniff again at somepoint. She doesn't have a wee Aryan looking kid for her collection yet.
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    he has had to put up with the incessant nagging that goes along with 3 babies. if she doesn't want to go through all the pain again then she should get sterilized instead.
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    dont let anyone near them.
     
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  16. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    i played it sensible and had my kid when i was 23 , now when i reach the golden age of 40 my kid will be practically an adult and ill be free to swan off around the world in the company of numerous 20-something year old glamour models
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Christ, when I am 39 my daughter will be 19 and my son 17. Tried to get the snip after the wee man but the Doc knocked me back thank **** as she booted me out for going mising in action every other weekend for a few years. She is a moaning bitch now so no complaints.

    Girvan is spot on the money. Mid 20s are completely gagging for it now. Filthy slappers one and all. Get your boots filled with a couple of nippers now Zico.
     
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  18. jenthesaint1990

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    what about your baby mama?
     
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  19. Hash.

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    she'll be 40 too:emoticon-0119-puke: i'll send her postcards from my journeys <party>
     
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  20. Magic Laudrup 11

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    I've got a 18 month old nephew and happy enough watching him on the odd occasion. Wouldn't want one of my own for a few years, but my missus turned 27 last week, so might have to start soon <yikes>
     
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