The death of the High Street

I could take the four of them...easy. And the ref too.

 

****y skirt wearing weegie ****.

 

In yer dreams you leering old catamite.

 

I had a couple of fights as a kid where I had the opponent on the ground and it was time to "smash their face in" but I didn't want to do it. No aggression = ****.

 

'tis true, we Scots, are welcomed across the globe*

*Glaswegians excepted

 

Glaswegians aren't fighters. They are scrappers and in the main will go for ye when yer back is turned.

If ye fancy a proper square go get yerself over to North Lanarkshire. However, don't ever say you come from South Lanarkshire cos all bets are off and ye will get murderised.

This is how it is. Not the brave new world Huxley prophesied, but **** you southy ****ers.

 

Gay.

 

Says a Nigel without a Nigelshire to call home.

 

Homer: Sure, boy. First, you gotta shriek like a woman and keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back.

 

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See there was a murder in Viewpark ... just around the corner fae my maws!!!

North on North violence man ... bad news!

 

Hivny hear about it. You Viewparkers are ****in bams tho.