something strangely compelling about this site http://www.breadfish.co.uk/ better than 'counting sheep' when you're tired
I've just stuck it on the Mags board and asked for their help in counting the bites I have had off them over the years..
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Joey Pagano?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And who was the girl you were with?" "I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" "I cannot say." "Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Nina Capelli?" "I'm sorry, but I cannot name her." "Was it Cathy Piriano?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?" "Please, Father! I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself." Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Four months vacation and five good leads..."
The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night. I told her I was looking for cheap flights. "I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, she quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever.... Which is odd, because she's never shown an interest in darts before!!
[video]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3a8_1396627058[/video] size=32]VIDEO: Romanian thugs brutally spin elderly woman [/size] Outrageous video shows the six strapping men swinging the little old woman around repeatedly and her feet fly in the air. Cops are now hunting them and intend to press charges. NEW YORK DAILY NEWS Saturday, April 5, 2014, 1:59 PM Romanian police are looking for a gang of young thugs who swung a terrified elderly woman around in circles. One man spins the old lady round twice despite her screams for help. The men recorded the incident, which has now made its way online reports Metro The footage shows a gang of up to six men hanging around outside a bar in the village of Jilava, close to the capital Bucharest. As the woman walks past, one of the men picks her up and spins her around repeatedly. The woman runs off as the young man boasts to his friend about his muscles. Egged on to do it again, he chases after the old lady and spins her for a second time. Police say they are making enquiries and press charges once they have identified the men in the video,
Does this help..... funny ˈfʌni/Submit adjective 1. causing laughter or amusement; humorous. "a funny story" synonyms: amusing, humorous, comic, comical, droll, laughable, chucklesome; More antonyms: serious, tragic informal used to emphasize that something is unpleasant or wrong and should be regarded seriously or avoided. "stealing other people's work isn't funny" 2. difficult to explain or understand; strange or curious. "I had a funny feeling you'd be around" unusual, especially in such a way as to arouse suspicion. "there was something funny going on" synonyms: strange, peculiar, odd, queer, weird, bizarre, curious, freakish, freak, quirky; More antonyms: obvious, straightforward, trustworthy informal (of a person or part of the body) not in wholly good health or order; slightly ill. "my eyes go all funny after a bit" BRIT.informal slightly deranged or eccentric. "I heard she'd gone a bit funny" noun plural noun: funnies 1. informal amusing jokes. "the training courses usually produced a good crop of funnies" To answer your question, I guess YES Comm...Did you spill your coffee <lol>
