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O/T - Alan Titchmarsh...

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  1. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    .....is currently filming outside my house. :emoticon-0160-movie

    Anyone got any gardening questions they want answered?

    or shall I just give him a slap? :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 20, 2011
  2. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    Ask him for advice on trimming the missus's bush!
     
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  3. adamisme

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    Slap
     
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  4. ImperialTiger

    ImperialTiger Well-Known Member

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    I'd like you to ask him what his listening figures are for his radio show. I imagine that 97% of people alive are too young to have heard of ANY of the songs he plays.
     
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    ImperialTiger, Jun 20, 2011
  5. chantstiger

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    ASk him why my morello cherry tree has got any leaves on yet ? And then slap him, ha !!!
     
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    chantstiger, Jun 20, 2011
  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Kick his fookin' head in. :emoticon-0116-evilg
     
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    Erik, Jun 20, 2011

  7. andyoffshoretiger

    andyoffshoretiger Active Member

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    Hit him with his own spade
     
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  8. N

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    On one of his shows he played an entire Opera. What's the point of him even been there, a monkey could have hosted that show.
     
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  9. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    He did. <whistle>
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 20, 2011
  10. Steven Toast

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    Is Dimmock there?
     
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  11. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    No, old saggy tits is nowhere to be seen.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 20, 2011
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    At least he's a better gardener than novelist. (Never heard him on radio, except "Gardeners Question Time")
     
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    smidgen, Jun 20, 2011
  13. Nick HCAFC

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    Ask him how much he got paid for kissing the Duke of Edinburghs ass that time, was worse than the BBC woman the other week!
     
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  14. From Boothferry to Wembley

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    Tell him to dig a hole about 6 feet deep. Then both of you jump in it, and I will come round and fill it in.
     
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    From Boothferry to Wembley, Jun 20, 2011
  15. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Thanks for that, I would do, but he's gone now.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 20, 2011
  16. Erik

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    Daft Punk is playing at my house. <ok>
     
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    Erik, Jun 20, 2011
  17. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Dimmock visit memorial Gardens. Khazakstan.

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    just tell him thanks we know what house to rob when it's on air
     
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    I found an early screenshot.

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  20. originallambrettaman

    originallambrettaman Mod Moderator Staff Member

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    Fine by me, they were filming the house opposite.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 20, 2011
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