sorry havnt been in all day

what was the football scores yesterday?

i heard keane signed for celtic man thats **** we are well gna get pumped
what was the scores?

 

The **** scored a ****ing hat-trick, you ****ing ghost!

 

haw ye wizgub ya wee ****ybaws.

stoap yer fitba ehnaw aht fukin ****e.

a hink aht ye shid stick tae tokin aboot rape anaw mahn haw haw haw

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can someone translate this?

your raping the english language so you can't get on at me

 

thats tweedy the forum idiot.

 

after reading a few other posts i noticed just this was my first post i opened

 

it's actually tweedy the forum pisstaker. anything i post on here they all get pissed off about it

they might not find me funny but i find it funny when i ruffle a few feathers on here

 

Ruffle feathers. Everytime I hear this word I think about someone castrating a duck or something

 

You're not ruffling feathers, we feel sorry for you. I read your posts and just shake my head in disbelief that someone can actually be less funny than Lenny Henry