Cheers mate, you are absolutely correct. I'm waiting for Nicky Clarke to snuff it tbh. Thought he was going to go once when he put a curling iron up his are, but that didn't prove fatal.
Oh hell to the ****ing yes. Its a little known fact that if you get banned from this board, an eternity of damnation awaits, the mods on here help with the judgement process. Satan can't wait to get his kinky little trotters on them two. He was going to force them to **** each other off while watching "Nick Hancock's football nightmares", but they do thaton Tuesday nights anyway.
As long as you've not murdered anyone, been a Peado or a rapist or bought an Olly Muirs album then, yes.
Why does my 4 year old insist on getting up so ****ing early on a ****ing Sunday morning? And what the **** are you doing on here, I thought it was a day of rest?
Love the thread JC. Everytime I go for a pint lately something goes wrong and I have to go home. Am I clear to get a pint today? Planning on watching the footy in the pub.
A pint on a Sunday is every mans prerogative. That was one of the ten commandments, but the bible was edited by a woman and she put "don't commit adultery" in there instead.
There is a time delay in heaven. Its always Saturday here. I have no answer to the kids though Sky, serves you right for having sex.
Anyway Jesus - what will the score be today? P.S. If you're wrong I don't believe you're the real Jesus.
