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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Jesus Christ., Apr 5, 2014.

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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Whats Bruce Lee doing right now?
     
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  2. Jesus Christ.

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    Well, he got a bit over excited watching the final of the voice and put his back out doing a back flip. He's having a bit of a sit down now with a copy of "Take a Break" ( he likes a puzzle, does the lad), and a hot mug of Bovril.
     
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  3. JonnyBaws

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    How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
    He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
    And chuck as much as a woodchuck would
    If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

    And WTF is a Woodchuck..

    #forgivemylanguage
     
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  4. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Did my hamster who died when I was a boy, 'Sammy', make it to you okay?
     
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  5. Jesus Christ.

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    He did mate. I hate to say it though, he wasn't dead when you buried him, he was just hibernating, poor little bugger.
     
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  6. saintanton

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    Isn't it a bad time of the year for you to be on here?
     
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  7. ValleyGraduate12

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    Well he didn't do the chicken dance, but you possibly let his jaw/eye socket get smashed.
     
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  8. Jesus Christ.

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    They are more commonly known as grounghogs, nasty little bastards they are, gnaw your bollocks off as soon as look at you.

    The answer is 23 kilos of wood pern hour, on average.
     
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  9. Jesus Christ.

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    With Easter on all that? Nah, its all bollocks. It was all a David Blane-esque stunt.
     
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    Serves him right, violence is wrong, unless it is used on the French.
     
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  11. saintanton

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    Got any plans for Easter, then?
    Do you think the Old Man will turn up this time?
     
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    Well, he is German. Close enough to France ;)
     
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  13. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    <laugh>.
     
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  14. Jesus Christ.

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    Nah, he hasn't been that hands on for a couple of millennia now, just kicking back a bit.

    Although, the signs of the apocalypse have started to show, with Bruce Forsythe leaving strictly and that.
     
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    Fair point.
     
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  16. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Is your hair long (which I love by the way) because there're no decent dead barbers?
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Why did Jesus sandals that everybody used to swim in the canal in go out of fashion?
     
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    The only good barber is a dead barber.....
     
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    Are London's only EC winners and KTBFFH already on the banned list from your old fellers gaff?
     
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  20. Radio Klopp

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    Is it true that if just before I die, I say "sorry I know a was a bit of a **** all those years and I love you", I'll go to heaven?

    It's just I intend being a **** for quite a while yet. :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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