OT: Ask Jesus.......

A Budgerigar fell out of my arse earlier.

Bit strange as I hadnt eaten one, and would certainly have expected it to be a bit chewd or even partially digested if I did.

Yet this was a perfectly formed unharmed Budgie.

Question is, SHould I put it back?

 

I mostly talk to him on twitter.

 

Where did you get the knife from, why can't you just stab the monkey?

 

Are you Matth?

 

Stop asking me questions - who do you think I am 'Jesus'?

 

This sounds like Satan's work, ppalthough monkies are his usual weapon of choice. Don't put it back mate, get a cage and some trill and you've got yourself a pet.

Its always better to not have a budgie in your area, trust me.

 

Hahahahahahahahaha,

No.

 

Matth is a little red Satan.

 

Bit harsh on Satan there mate.

 

Are you sure you are who you say you are?

 

No

 

That was the question I asked

 

Do your hands still hurt?

 

Will I ever lose the urge?

 

No, twas but a scratch.

 

To kill? I'm afraid not.

 

Cool

 

Make sure Enzo Maccerinelli doesn't end up doing the chicken dance tonight please

 

Shouldn't you be asking that of a Druid deity Valley?

After all aren't all you Welsh druids.

 

Do you want him knocking out?