Word up mother ****ers! Been getting prayers from y'all asking me all kinds of ****, mainly for lottery wins and stuff. Here I, a bloke calling himself Jesus, give you the chance to put questions to me. I might answer, I might not. Let it be known that I am writing this whilst having a **** in a pub toilet, so responses may not be quick. Anyway, hit me bitches...
Can you please fix it that billy the proddy dog is on permanent toilet cleaning duties in heaven. but give him a few more years before you hand him his mop and bucket.
Some things are beyond even my powder, I have long given up on you Mods. I actually don't believe in you. If there were mods, there is no way so many bad things would happen in the world. Good to see RHC is on the mend. It was all that Denise what done it.
Is this quote true? "You know the phrase softly softly catchee monkey? …I could catch a monkey - if I was starving I could. I’d make poison darts out of the poison off deadly frogs. One milligram of that poison can kill a monkey. Or a man. Prick yourself, you’ll be dead within a day. Or longer. Different frogs, different times."
I don't know, what's the Universe coming to when even Jesus S. Christ can't spell? I blame the parents.
The parents didn't speak English. Anyway, my spelling is fine, it is all you that are wrong. I still love you all though. That's the beer talking too.
