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When it eventually happens...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Apr 5, 2014.

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Newcastle United is delighted to announce that...

Poll closed Jun 19, 2014.

  1. Alan Pardew has been relieved of his duties as manager of Newcastle United

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  2. Alan Pardew has been sacked as manager of Newcastle United

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  3. Alan Pardew has parted company with Newcastle United

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  4. Alan Pardew has left Newcastle United by mutual consent

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%

  5. Alan Pardew has been placed on gardening leave with immediate effect

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. Going forward, Mike Ashley felt it would be in the ‘best interests’ of the club to change manage

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. Alan Pardew has tendered his resignation as manager of Newcastle United at gunpoint

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Alan Pardew has exploded as manager of Newcastle United

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  9. Alan Pardew has ceased to exist as manager of Newcastle United

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%

  10. Alan Pardew has gone AWOL and can no longer realistically continue as manager of Newcastle United

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  11. Alan Pardew has been overthrown following a dressing room rebellion and dumped into the Tyne

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%

  12. Alan Pardew has left Newcastle United after the club failed to hand Shola Ameobi a new 5-year deal

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%

  13. Alan Pardew has been moved upstairs, enabling Joe Kinnear to return as manager of Newcastle United

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%

  14. Alan Pardew has been brutally dismissed after a failed attempt to storm the compound of Mike Ashley

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  15. Alan Pardew has been sentenced to twenty years ‘hard sodomy’ at a Tasmanian penal colony

    5 vote(s)
    20.0%
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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    What will the press release say? Append 'We wish him all the best in his future endeavours' to the end of the above statements for full effect.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Apr 5, 2014
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    For polls u gotta tick the box near the bottom fella.
     
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  3. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

    Beardsley's Rancid Sack Well-Known Member

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    It's done now mate, options were just too long on my first effort. Shame as there was some good stuff I had to trim.
     
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    Beardsley's Rancid Sack, Apr 5, 2014
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Has to be the Shola option.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 5, 2014
  5. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Went for the coup. I love a good coup <ok>
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Apr 5, 2014
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Ok...... 'Coooooooo eeeeeeeee'
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Apr 5, 2014
  7. Eddie's British Plodders

    Eddie's British Plodders Well-Known Member

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    I decided that as this is serious business it required a serious answer. We know our owner. We know any action he takes reeks of awesome. I've gone Kinnear.
     
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    Eddie's British Plodders, Apr 5, 2014
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Three way tie at the moment.



    Alan Pardew has been overthrown following a dressing room rebellion and dumped into the Tyne.

    Alan Pardew has left Newcastle United after the club failed to hand Shola Ameobi a new 5-year deal.

    Alan Pardew has been sentenced to twenty years &#8216;hard sodomy&#8217; at a Tasmanian penal colony.

    He might like the last option.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 5, 2014
  9. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    He deserves dumping in the Tyne.
     
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    Heed, Apr 5, 2014
  10. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I don't suppose one more dump will make much difference.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 5, 2014

  11. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Gotta be the Shola option with a BRS poll
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Apr 6, 2014
  12. jimileysbaldhead

    jimileysbaldhead Well-Known Member

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    Can't see that happening given our recent performances in the coups.
     
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    jimileysbaldhead, Apr 6, 2014
  13. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Maybe the coup de grace.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 6, 2014
  14. lady-eleanor

    lady-eleanor Well-Known Member

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    Went for dumped in the Tyne
     
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    lady-eleanor, Apr 6, 2014
  15. Agent Bruce

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    Let him float out to sea with all the other floaters.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Apr 6, 2014
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