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Newcastle United v Manchester United - Official Build Up / Matchday Thread

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Mar 30, 2014.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Alas.. he will have been heading down to the tunnel.
    Can't wait for the ****e to fall from his mouth later on.
     
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  2. Lord Jonjomort

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    It's just like 'what is the fcking point'.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You know today, it's the first time I've walked up to SJP thinking 'we're gonna get hammered 4 or 5 and I really am pretty not bothered about it'.
    Was more bothered about the grand national result than the football.
    I think the potential to 'dream' and think 'what if' has just been knocked out of me.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Howay lads... Sure, the ****test Man Utd side who'll ever play at St James' just thoroughly ****ed us, but there's nothing in the games left for us and I absolutely expected it.

    It's just utterly humiliating and frustrating that we're neither looking forward with these meaningless ties, nor attempting "who cares" entertaining football to please the fans, instead of just trying to draw every game with the strongest team we have (which is awful) to claim a slightly higher premier league place for Ashley's pocket, and then getting pummeled week after week...

    But alas...


    I'm going to tell my girl when I take her to the Swansea game in a fortnight, that Newcastle are the ones "keeping the ball well, for long periods, and attempting to build attacks..."... and Swansea are the wayward passing bastards who keep lumping it forward to the useless clown.
     
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  5. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    That's one thing ACS for you to head for SJP and think we are gonna get hammered and l am not sure l care, but for the players to do it also, is taking the piss once too often for my liking.
     
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

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    Newcastle United manager Alan Pardew says: "It was a tough afternoon for us and we weren't at our best.

    "We are lacking a bit of quality at the moment and we are trying to get that on the pitch. We had some good effort and commitment today, certainly better than Southampton, but I'm afraid it wasn't good enough against a decent Manchester United."

    "We have got loads of players missing and it is really hurting us at the minute. We are desperate to get another three points, a win and a goal for them (the fans) but it is just not happening for us at the moment."
     
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  7. Lord Jonjomort

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    What a spineless fcking gobsh1te kunt.
     
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  8. Albert's Chip Shop

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    So Manure without their two top scorers wasn't impacting them then Alan?
    You're trying to get a win... a goal? Christ.. he's talking about it like a goal or a win is like the FA Cup trophy... like it's something we should aspire to FFS.
    What utter ****waffle from brigadier bullshit.
     
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  9. lady-eleanor

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    We made it too easy for Man U today. Just woeful.
     
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  10. lady-eleanor

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    Same excuse as last week.
     
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    Pardew " It's unusual for us to make defence errors, but we have in the last few games." The man is an absolute joke as we've been giving them away for the past 4 months. We have now let in more goals than 5under1and, and they are bottom of the league.
    Please can someone enlighten me as to how he has/is keeping his job?
     
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  12. Geordie lass in the Fen

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    How much in monetary terms is a place higher or lower in the league? All this we have nothing to play for bull is really getting my goat. If we finish higher and get more money, perhaps, and yes l know it's a BIG perhaps. Ashley would release more money for new players.
    The way things are panning out we will need to buy more players than you can shake a stick at. The future rely does look bleak right now.
     
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    Amazes me that nobody chants for him to be sacked.
     
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  14. Lord Jonjomort

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    That's a new miletstone - it's Pardew's 20th match where we've conceded three or more. Re-fcking-markable. His continued employment is the single most law-defying mystery of our time.
     
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    It's gonna take some fan having the balls to run on to the bitch, walk right up to that spineless prick and actually smack him flush in his gormless f*cking face to make him leave.
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When we get our weekly hammering the BBC should just replay the excuses from the week before.
     
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  17. Agent Bruce

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    Today was bad, but believe it or not it wasn't as bad as last week.
     
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    Oh by the way, Pardew Out!
     
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    Maybe so AB but its killing me what's happening to club.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    The Fat Man better act quick or else he'll lose the supporters and he'll have to sell at a lot lower price than he'd expect.
     
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