..or badgers that are better than other badgers at holding on to goods and services and selling them on to the squirrels.
Then ye have the badgers that won't stop going on about the great badger cull and how the squirrels got all their goods n' chattels. It's nuts.
They were interviewing a family of badgers in Herefordshire on the radio today. Mr and Mrs Frank said their daughter Anne had locked herself in the sett and was refusing to come out.