I haven't set foot outside for 10 days.

I haven't shaved either.

Basically I'm just hibernating until the snow goes away.

I've had a daft **** from Ayr phoning me every day to come and look at a wee Corsa Automatic I have advertised and I keep telling him to leave it out as there's no way I'm going out to clear snow and **** about with jump leads.

Any other **** would have told me to shove it by now but it seems "Gerry" is hell bent on buying it.

Must be a Tim.

 

build a spruce goose

 

Or choke the chicken

 

Or bash the bishop

 

Heids right aff it

 

Or Jive the javelin

 

or stroke the spear

 

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100000741198132

 

Whose that wee cow?

 

**** knows. some rat fae the fenian end of kirky

she was in ma year at school. her boyfriend has obviously brain washed her.

 

That makes me ****ing sick photos like that. ****ing scumbags, Don't get me wrong, I'd feel the same if it was either of the old firm strips.

 

Agreed...hate ****s that dress their weans up in cletic/rangers strips - the mark of a schemie!

 

Am no gettin up. **** That!

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