Smog

The current high pollution levels are likely to reduce substantially and the smog effecting South Eastern England, Central England and parts of Wales will disperse over the next 12 hours.

Those of you who have suffered can breath easy.

This is a public service announcement brought to you by Gas

 

I haven't seen any of the smog, and I think it's because all this thick dusty stuff keeps obscuring my vision.

 

Great for tourism that and rain

 

It should be good for those who like to get their snot out in one big crusty-gooey piece.

 

I had a massive bonfire yesterday.

 

I've been in London all week and haven't really noticed the pollution.

 

How's your black snot?

 

Not too bad but I fear for ER

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Meanwhile in Australia.....

Teenage Girl Straddles Dead Shark On Marcoola Beach

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Did many southerners die?

 

Not sure but ER hasn't been around for a day or so

x fingers crossed x

 

Great service, gas. Have you considered including a pollen count too?

 

I did consider it but decided against it because only ****s and *****s suffer from hay fever.

 

But think of the suffering you could cause them by posting false figures.

 

All this polution is coming from abroad, if we closed our borders then all of the UK would be like the Isle of Man.

 

Inbred and stuck in the 19th century?

 

Nah that's Oirland, I'm thinking 1950s when Britain was a paradise:
[video=youtube;1M-_Ma0g1Cs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M-_Ma0g1Cs[/video]

 

Hmn. I've noticed unusually high numbers of carrot crunchers clogging up the pavements in the West End, getting drunk on cider and starting fights with themselves.

 

Here's a fun 50s fact I heard the other day: the Wimpy burger chain would not admit unaccompanied women to their restaurants at night. The logic being that any woman out on her own late at night must be a prostitute.