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  1. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    lol
    DIY NIGHTMARE RATING 7/10. Never refer to the 'instructions' when building up your flat back. They only complicate the procedure.
     
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    I take it that the 'Glow' in the Dorty Mag household isn't too bright when any handyman work is going on.
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I always refer to the yellow pages and get someone in to do it <lazy bastard that I am>

    I was at a customer's house yesterday and they have a piano upstairs. Quite how they got it up there is beyond me <shrugs shoulders>. It could be a DIY Nightmare Rating of 10/10 if and when they try to get down the stairs with it <Laurel & Hardy spring to mind again>
     
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    Could be a lot of loose springs that day.
     
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