Imagine a front two of Welbeck and Soldado... No wait don't imagine it, as knowing Spurs and Sherwood's want for Prem experienced players, it'll end up being a ****ing possibility next season knowing our luck!
Thanks, Sky. I try not to let the wumming get me down,but I am human, after all. Plus, there is only so much wumming I can do.
A spokesman for Tottenham Hotspur has this afternoon confirmed a new 5 year plan for the club. The team mostly known for football and capitulation have decided that by the end of this time period they will have landed and housed humans succesfully on Mars. When asked by journalists about this very definate and unusual change in direction, Spurs representatives were forced to concede that this move had to be made as they didnt have enough money to improve their squad to a level where it could compete with the top teams. Ive got a link, but I cant provide it, because its a secret and i may have dreamt it.
Red, that's all very amusing, I'm sure, but this is a thread reserved for us all to discuss Mouser delusion. I'm sure you would agree that it will be more constructive, in the long run, if we all remained focused on the topic in hand. Thank you.
Thats so uncanny that you should say that because. This week we have had an annual sales meeting at work and one of my colleagues brought me a little present to say thanks for some work i helped him with. He gave me a box of celebrations. As I read your post above i di dactually have a Topic (bar) in my hand. Thats just mental
Yes, that is spooky. I'm sure you have a Bounty of stories like that to tell, some would make us cry, some would make us Snicker. Most wouldn't give a Dime for your tales, although you'd never know it, as you wouldn't get a Whisper out of them. Personally, I find Mouser humour somewhat alien; you lot might just as well come from Mars, as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, would you please stop talking about chocolates. People might think you are obsessed.
A Scouser just said to me, "If David Moyes wins the league with Man United next season I'll eat my hat." I said, "That's my hat."
