How this **** is on £200k a week I have no idea... After watching this weeks champs league games, how the **** do they consider Rooney to be world class?? He's done **** all to deserve the tag! Esther Rantzen over!
He's a decent player, no more no less and comparisons with the real superstars of world football like Ribery, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo and Messi are frankly laughable. Mind you this is not new, as kid I recall being constantly informed that other average English players (or average foreign Johnnies plying their trade in England) were worldbeaters. It's no more true now than it was then and £300k a week for the hair transplant kid is outrageous, if he was paid for his real worth he'd be lucky to be getting £20k a week. And his wife's a mess.
I know, it's ****ing sickening is'nt it? People are starving and ****s like him are living like Saudi Princes for being able to kick a leather bag full of air around a lawn.
Wayne does a fine job and ploughs a lot of that money back into the local community. He's also made a number of large donations to Help the Aged which he doesn't like to talk about.
"It's only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you're not lying in your own ****, dying at 43 with rotten teeth, and a little pill with a chicken on it is not going to change that"
Ah right. I just read the quote back to myself and can imagine it was David Mitchell that said it. Brilliant show, oddly I haven't seen it in ages. Here I go to catch up TV tonight
Apparently if you're really good at ****ing, you can set up a live feed and privately entertain people with various cylindrical shaped vegetables and fruits. You have to be cool about anal penetration too
