Double Wid Ye - aggressive Glaswegian viciously attacks innocent Belast girl

A definite ah wid from me.

 

Top one looks like the bastard love child of michael jackson and miss piggy ( so thats a no obviously )

Bottom one ; need you ask. Isnt a " wid ye " supposed to be tricky ?

Dont call me scarface.

 

Interesting that the Daily Record manages to get the victim's name wrong, should be Natasha Quinn, not Aisling* (the name of Niall Quinn's "model" daughter).

Anyway, damage not too bad:

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Double yes from me.

*Aisling Quinn, a mono-browed probably:

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You've failed to factor in the Belfast accent. Does the lack of a heroin habit compensate for that? I'm not so sure.

 

Ah wid x 2

 

Ms Quinn is particularly lovely.

And the gash in her forehead provides an extra hole to ****, if anything.

 

Not if she did this ----->

 

Saw this yesterday, Irish girl's a stunner, Glasgow one's a minger.

 

That old chestnut.

 

Equivalent to "a big boy dunnit and ran away"

 

I bet each and every one of you would shag that weegie burd if you got the chance.

 

Miss McNairn is a yes but Miss Quinn's lack of traditional christian values such as mercy and forgiveness towards her repentant assailant make her a no for me.

 

I can honestly say, hand on heart and without a word of a lie only if I was higher than the space shuttle or drunker than ... well, Gambol I suppose.

 

The Jock has piggish features but you still would.

 

As a bonus question, would you rather spend the night with the Glaswegian bint or Foxy Knoxy? While Knoxy's more attractive, you've got less chance of surviving the encounter. Difficult one.

 

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