Berlin Lezzers

Are to get their own private graveyard. The area will be able to accomodate 80 carpet munchers so they can "live together in the afterlife".

I trust the Berlin ****ters will also get their own personal graveyard.

Equal rights for ****y jobby jabbers and all that.

 

Did anybody ask the worms about what they think? Are they moving politically correct worms to a normal graveyard? In a can, perhaps?

 

You are opening up a can of worms here.

 

Well, duh, ya thick ****. That was the very poor joke in my post ya strangler lookin fanny.

 

I know. Which is why I ****ed up your joke.

 

What do lesbian worms eat...?

 

**** you, golden brown

 

I don't know, Venom. What do lesbian worms eat?

 

I think Fingers is pished again folks.

 

I just set the jokes up, I'll leave the punchlines to you.

But if you really want an answer then lesbian worms eat the same thing as hetero worms. To presume anything else is grossly homophobic.

 

A bit post-modern for my taste.

Did you hear about the teetotal lesbian?

 

Yes.

 

Earthworms are hermaphrodites. Just sayin`.

 

I spend three months of the year in Berlin (Potsdam to be exact), yet I have nothing to say about the lesbians.

Or worms.

 

Scheisse movies?

 

A lesbian visits her gynaecologist. He says "Madam, that's the cleanest vagina I have ever seen"

She says "I know, I have a woman in three times a week"