Champions League Watch

#funny

 

Fair enough Page

 

Nice one Dave, apart from you being a man I've always thought highly of you.

 

Synthesis of tonight's affair at OT.

1 team took to the pitch, another side with red shirts joined them and did a lot of running about. The side in red shirts got lucky and scored a goal which broke the slumber of the other side who had grown bored keeping possession. So the only true team on the pitch quickly rectified the goal situation. After that there was very little to report. The side in red huffed and puffed and blew itself out - well it will be in Germany.

 

He didn't f*ck it up today, amateur Dave. Yes, he may not have had another choice but to play that way. Still, I have lost count of the dozens of times this season he has f*cked up the no-brainers.

For starters, he played his FBs very conservatively, guarding against Robben and Ribery at all times. No Evra or Rafael, but Jones and Buttner. A flat back 4, basically.

Would've made Mourinho proud.

 

Barca fans said much the same about Messi, Iniesta, Xavi etc. Turned out they were wrong too

 

Would have, if it had still been there when he arrived

 

**** Off dickhead! It was a satirical comment upon the game. When you actually learn to read and write English then please comment. Until then keep stum.

 

#moyesmakeshistory

I think he can do even better in Germany

 

I wasn't referring to you, moron. just like that old fart that answers his remote control when Jack's phone rings on the telly.

 

Ooooooooooooops! but **** off anyway

 

Is that the kind of football that has them at the top of La Liga, ahead of Madrid and Barcalona with a +47 goal difference?

 

Don't really think you Canadians understand our humour and rivalry with them mate.


#nevergivectedittomancs

 

I should think so, 18% possession and a 1-0 win

 

Which one of your players will dive for the penalty? Rooney? Welbeck? Hernandez? Vidic? Januzaj? Young? Nani? Evra? Or someone new?

 

Nothing wrong with opportunistic football. Simeone, Mourinho, and many other have implemented it very successfully.

Your problem is that Moyes, unlike these tactical crocodiles, is doomed to be unsure in himself and thus doomed to piss against the wind whilst bungling the zipper. Even when he gets it right, he does so tentatively. Must be pathetic to watch his tentative amateurism for a United fan.

 

Could be anyone, they all get into the area, a penalty is a penalty no matter who dives for it

 

One word: Welbeck.

What the **** was he doing / thinking??!! Just slot it in either bottom corner fella!

 

It has been a little painful this season i must confess