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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Dorty Dogbreath, Mar 5, 2014.

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  1. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Bunch of ****s, glowing, i'm ****ing red hot, (not red as in a chippy cheap fake tart,) but red as in a nuclear disaster area...


    Freeze ya mag cnuts. may a glow warm you out, or a hot rod from a friend.


    You lot reallly are pansies, bunch of fruity boys, could give the new bunch on our board a run for their money, It's like bum fun 'r ;us around here now.


    You ****s should ve ripping us apart, why not, i would if reversed.



    this may not make sense, as had a shandy, but ya get th jist, toon girls.
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

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    Think I'll stay off the shandies.
     
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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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    LOL.
    Fair play Comm ya fat bastard.
    Hope you wake up to a ladyboy called Trever sticking a melon up your fat, hairy mackem arse.








    (how was that for sweary and stuff?- did I do ok?)
     
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  4. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Think we will leave the invasion to when you lot get relegated, don't want to get banned from your board before the big day. Until then, we'll have our fun on this thread, ta very much :tongue:

    Any of your lot can feel free to come over here and get their point of view across. ;)

    Sunderland will definitely be in the bottom three until the 12th of April, and even then you would have to get four points of Spurs and Everton.

    In reality, you'll be very lucky to get out of the Brown Stuff at all. The Glow lives on :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    When you say 'big day' I'm already thinking of the WW1 trenches.... and this scene from Blackadder as they marshall to 'go over the top' and do battle....

    please log in to view this image
     
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Ha ha, there's not many of the current sunderland team you'd want next to you in a trench.
     
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  7. Rick O'Shea

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    Wes Brown wouldn't even be there. He would have been sent home due to injury ages ago.
     
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  8. Obi Wan

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    Imagine the state of that trench after Gus had been there for a few weeks!
     
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  9. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy: It would be Dump City.
     
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  10. Commachio

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    No cos judging by current form most will run away, and the one's left will be complaining, or trying to stick their skinny fingers in ya bum.
     
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  11. Obi Wan

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    You'd have to hope that Altidore was in charge of the opposition machine guns if you were going to charge out of that trench - might at least stand a chance that he'd miss you.
     
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  12. Commachio

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    Ua knacker, he'll be ower busy killing his own, shouting 'run forest, run'.
     
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  13. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ****ing hell :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    Run .........................

    [video=youtube;SVdoZNxtL8k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVdoZNxtL8k&feature=kp[/video]
     
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    ^^^The missus is giving me a strange look listening to that :cheesy:
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Come to bed eyes?
     
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  17. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I bet Flanagan and Allen will give us a good run for our money on the last day of the season <you bet they will>
     
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  18. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    :cheesy: more like what is that crap! <laugh>
     
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  19. Agent Bruce

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    She's just got no taste in music.
     
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  20. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I had Dark Side of the Moon on the other day, full blast. She had no idea who it was <grr>
     
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