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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Apr 1, 2014.

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  1. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    http://www.itv.com/news/granada/update/2014-04-01/girl-reprimanded-for-slapping-asda-worker-with-a-fish/


    :shocked:
     
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  2. User Deleted

    User Deleted Well-Known Member

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    The incident took place on Tuesday 4th February

    It was gambol
     
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  3. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    He was probably giving her cheek
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    A sole destroying story,when the police caught up with she was breaming with joy.
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Pics?
     
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  6. RAVENBLACK

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    Should have banged her up.
     
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  7. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Apparently she did it just for the halibut.
     
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    She probably thought he was Alex Salmon
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    These puns are ****ing horrific boys.
     
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    She's probably a unionist and slapped Alex Salmon to the tuna Rule Britannia. Skelping him all over the plaice.
     
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  11. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    fixed that for you
     
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  12. RAVENBLACK

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    Im having fish tonight.

    With dolphinouise potatos.

    FINk it will be lovely.
     
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  13. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    Oh come on! We now have 2 threads full of ****e fish puns.
     
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  14. RAVENBLACK

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    I keep having to repeat everything to my dad. Hes a bit hard of herring.

    Had to shout at him in the CARPark the other day.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Oddly, am havin fish for ma dinner tonite. :grin:

    I like how the article describes the bloke as a 'victim'. A wee lassie hit him with a fish for a laff fur **** sake. It's hardy being a 'victim'. Am sure wimmin that have been raped feel empathy for his terrible victimisation. I suspect a victim support group will be set up to help him through his horrendous ordeal.

    When the **** did this country lose it's sense of humour?
     
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  16. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Fish Fingers?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Canny beat a piece n' fish fingers for gourmet deliciousness.
     
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  18. Otto Flayshow

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    A customer carrying an enormous condom walks into a fishmonger's.

    Customer: A pounda fillet.
    Fishmonger: A pound you don't.
     
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  19. Shawswood

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    Oh for ****'s hake, we're all gillty basstards here
     
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  20. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    He may have had super fish oil injuries
     
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