Anything interesting in it? I like old unused places (no that doest mean I want to sniff your arsehole before you ask)
This is my temporary positive mental energy for the lads alias. When the season finishes I will be switching to a new, permanent username. CERN.
CERN stands for the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, the guys that built the large hadron collider... so I am basically saying that once my username changes to that I become RHC's scientific overlord, I made him what he is today.
You can talk wrestling, doc (so that's what the last three pages were about, I was wondering....). Just give it its own thread so the grown-ups can avoid it.
MirrorFootball has obtained video footage that reveals next season away shirt - and it's unlikely to go down well with the fans at Old Trafford 428 Shares Share Tweet +1 Email It's no secret that David Moyes is a keen admirer of Manchester City, and new exclusive footage shows Manchester United are set to pounce on the success of their noisy neighbours by selling a light blue away kit. The 2014/15 season will not be the first time that Man United have worn a blue away kit, but it has been revealed that the Red Devils are set to unveil a light blue away kit, very similar in colour to Manchester City's home kit, or, erm, the sleeves on West Ham's home kit. MirrorFootball has unearthed this exclusive video footage featuring what appears to be a sample of the new shirt, due to be used in the 2014-15 season, on sale in a shopping mall in Fillaporo, Thailand, where during the summer we had a team of journalists working round the clock trying to spot a Real Madrid kit with "Bale" printed on the back. They failed in this mission, but liked the weather so much that they decided to stay. The discovery comes just days after David Moyes responded to his side’s 3-0 drubbing in the Manchester derby by admitting United wanted to emulate their neighbours. "We have played a very good side, playing at the sort of level we are aspiring to," said the beleaguered boss. Manchester United fans will be dismayed to learn that the first step in this process appears to be copying City’s kit design. But insiders at the club have suggested that this is purely a marketing decision, in an attempt to keep hold of Asian supporters who might be tempted to switch allegiances after Manchester City's success this season. 2014 Getty Images please log in to view this image SHOP NOW Please, please, please, let me get what I want: Ryan Giggs can't wait to manage a club with a sky blue away kit An Old Trafford source told MirrorFootball that the club is confident that the new kit will be a hit. "It might take fans a bit of time," he said. "But we really believe that the fans will warm to the new kit. Blue is now considered a lucky colour in the Asian market and hopefully that luck will rub off on the team next season. "Obviously a huge part of the decision is City's success as a club, and also their superior squad, the fact their manager has come to the club and made an instant impact, and to be honest, sky blue is just a nice colour. "We can't have it both ways in Manchester, it rains 366 days a year, so we can't moan about having an away kit that reminds of what the sky actually looks like when you take the clouds out of the equation. "Also, don't you find it hilarious that we're still in the Champions League and they're not? In Moyes we trust." MirrorFootball reached out to manufacturers Nike for a statement on what is sure to be a very controversial strip. An official spokesman said that the company will be issuing a statement, so check back on Tuesday afternoon to see what they have to say http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-manchester-united-away-kit-3319584#ixzz2xdj4u3SQ Follow us: @DailyMirror on Twitter | DailyMirror on Facebook
Caption competition on Giggs "I may appear camp, but ask my sister in law and she'll tell you im not"
Im ashamed of myself, I cant even think of a mildly amusing one. Im still paying for a heavy weekend I think
