Alex Salmond To Stand Down As First Minister

Not clicking.

 

I heard it was Amadan Giblean.

 

Well he seems happy to let Nicola share his load

 

****ing prick, I just managed to shut the page before it loaded.

 

As an April Fool's Joke I told my mother I was gay. She said "it's alright son, I've always known."

 

[h=1]Celtic Announce New Head Of Communications[/h]April 1, 2014 · by Hector Bandido · in Humour, Latest
Celtic PLC Ltd are proud to announce the appointment of Mr James Traynor as their new Head of Communications.
At a Supporters Conference today, Celtic CEO Peter Lawwell was visibly shaking with excitement when he announced to hundreds of fans that Traynor has been appointed to the position of Media Head at Celtic Park.
Lawwell denied recent rumours of incriminating photos being the true reason for Traynors appointment and countered “James Traynor is a legend in Scottish Football communications. James comes to us after leaving a company which had the most talked about IPO in Scottish commercial history. If that is not communications success then I don’t know what is”.
Having completed gardening leave following his recent mutually agreed exit from Ibrox International Holding Company Ltd, Traynor was not at the Press Conference. His appointment will not commence until after Lunchtime on April 1st. Given Traynor’s lunches are legendary, he is not expected to be seen at Celtic Park any time soon.

 

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...ns-in-event-of-scottish-yes-vote-9226892.html


One scenario being taken seriously is pre-arranged “face-offs”, modelled on the film Braveheart, between rival militias who it is feared could travel to towns such as Gretna Green and Berwick-upon-Tweed for weekend showdowns.
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Fears that the traditional “blue helmet” colour scheme of UN peacekeepers could be misinterpreted as a show of support for an independent Scotland have led to a rethink on what headwear UNPPICT personnel might wear. A “neutral” purple beret is the favoured alternative.

 

With some of the vituperative bile spouted by some I wouldn't be that surprised if it did all kick off.

 

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I'd love to know how they plan to stop us watching BBC. My sister watches it and she lives in Amsterdam.

 

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How does she find time to watch TV when she's sitting in a window all day?

 

She doesn't get much action. She looks like Dev but with even more body hair.

 

She has a TV mounted on her ceiling so she can watch whilst working.